Pride flags

Any sort of flag to represent gender, sexual, and romantic minorities.

the most common ones are the rainbow lgbtq flag (🏳️ 🌈) and the transgender flag ;(🏳️ ⚧️)
there are many other ones as well that are for more specific groups such as

• the bisexual flag

• the lesbian flag (yay me)
• the pansexual flag

• the asexual flag
• the non binary flag

• the gender fluid flag

and so on :D

they are usually used to show your pride for a specific sexuality/gender

“Me and Cassie went and bought pride flags last month”
“Jack has a demiboy pride flag in his room”

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Japanese flag

When you have sex with a woman on her period and youre left with blood on the end of your penis. Then using a clean piece of toilet paper press your penis bang in the middle of it leaving a red circle.

Or if you have a large length, you could always use a bath towel and fly it from your TV aerial.

There's alsorts of japery to be had when "the reds are at home"

Best laugh you can have is doin the Japanese Flag with a bird who has "the painters" in.

Whip yer cock out after a few dips in the tin and place the end of your length slap bang in the middle of a clean piece of toilet roll.

HEY PRESTO!!!! 1 Japanese Flag.

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Confederate Flag

Piece of archaic southern history sometimes refered to as "heritage". In common practice, those proudly displaying the confederate flag are extreme nationalists, showing immense hypocrisy in the fact that the flag was seperatist and used in the fight AGAINST national unity, or rednecks who believed that the American Civil War was a fight for freedom from oppression and not just the desire to continue slavery, print different money for each individual state without clear exchange rates, form alliances between states, and throw the nation into unending divisive war.

The southern factions of the KKK use the confederate flag as the logo because they have no idea what the fuck is going on much of the time.

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rebel flag

the confederate battle flag...many people think it is a sign of racism, it is infact showing heratege that your proud for...for instance mexicans having their flag flying...

the rebel flag is NOT a sign of racism...

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Raising the Flag

Once both the female and male are both completely naked. the female counts how long it takes for the males dick to get hard without touching him

I started raising the flag after 4 seconds!

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capture the flag

A game where you hide a flag from the opposing team, the playing field is usually divided into two equal sections.
A simpler alternative to this can be played by having a field like so:
J. . . . .C
|. . . . .|
C- - - C
|. . . . .|
C. . . . .J

C = Chair/Stand that has flag sitting on top of it.
J = "Jail", the place you go to after being tug in the opposing team's side.
- = Center line, teams have to run here while holding the oppositions flag to score points.

Teams try and get the flag in enemys territory to the center line. If you get tug and are in jail you can get out if someone from your team runs past the enemy and tags you.

Capture the flag is a fun game to play when you are a kid!

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Douchebag flagged.

Something that is no longer cool or fun because douchebags have ruined it.

Movies and TV shows that are no longer fun to quote, or in extreme cases, watch, because douchebags have excessively quoted them.

As painful as it is for me to admit it, The Empire Strikes Back has been Douchebag flagged.

Because a bunch of dumbass jocks have excessively shouted, "This is Sparta!" 300 has been Douchebag flagged.

I thank God every day that the following movies and TV shows are not Douchebag flagged:

The Big Bang Theory
The Big Lebowski
Curb Your Enthusiasm
The Dark Knight
Inception
Monty Python
Seinfeld
Pulp Fiction.

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