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When you are watching an old movie or tv show and you think an actress is good looking then you realize she could be your grandma. All your thoughts go out the window.
I was watching an old tv show from the 70's and the lead actress was Hot! Then I remembered she was the age of my grandma. Grandma syndrome is such a let down...
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they are very BIG
guy1: DUDE YOU GOT GRANDMAS TITTS
guy2: u wana touch them
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A female coworker who thinks she's the boss but she's not. She dresses like your grandma.
Dude, that chick's on the war path. And what's with her clothes?
Oh, that's just Grandma Boss.
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A "burn" in the '70s was about the same as a "diss" today, except that today, we don't point them out. To shout, "Burn!" at someone would mean that either you or someone else got that person good, either by fooling them, humiliating them, or making them the butt of a joke. This was exemplified on That 70s Show, when Eric's grandmother dropped a passve-aggressive bomb on Eric's friend, causing Eric to say, "That, my friend, is the seldom-heard, but much-feared 'Grandma burn'."
I went into grandma's closet to find something, and I saw the holiday outfit I got her that she said she loved was shoved in a box by the ceiling, and never worn.
Friend: ooh! Grandma burn!!
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its not a meaning, its a lifestyle.
ur such a fricken chicken grandma
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a lubricant especially designed for cougars. This aids the cougars in catching their prey; it is best used right before coitus.
Causing your young stud friction burns? Is intercourse a fire hazard? Try Grandma's Milk, the lube discerning cougars prefer 3 to 1.
Cougar 1: Chase says I gave his dick rug burn with my OLV.
Couger 2: Oh, Midge, you simply must try Grandma's Milk! It's simply divine! <Clinking Chardonnay glasses>
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