A Loring Park Fountain is a sex act similar to a Bukkake, it is performed with a group of 3 or more guys forming a circle around someone who is on their knees with their mouth open like a baby bird. The guys then proceed to masturbate and ejaculate into the recipient's mouth and once everyone has finished the recipient gargles and sprays the cum into the air like a fountain.
I would really like to see Michele Bachmann receive a Loring Park Fountain with all the members of Congress blowing loads in her mouth.
When someone shits on anothers chest while pissing in their mouth
Dude, I totaly gave her a german drinking fountain yester day
A very homosexual member of a particular team in the country of Okinawa
Guy 1: Dude! Did he just grab my ass?!
Guy 2: Hey brah don't worry about it, that's just Brokeback Fountain.
Brokeback Foutain: ........I love penis.
The act of prairie-dogging into the mouth of an unsuspected friend or foe in that it looks like he's giving your shit a blowjob.
I gave Toby an afghani water fountain last night because he wouldn't pay me back for beer and I wanted him to taste my shit. His girlfriend threw up in his mouth when she gave him a morning kiss.
The act of pull out while banging and pissing in the mouth of your partner, could be during anal sex of bloody period sex.
"Wow Carrie and I fucked so hard last night she was real thirsty so I gave her a dirty drinking fountain"
Originated in the volcanoes of Hawaii when a man lighted his pubes on fire with the flames of mountain before having intercourse with his partner which also set her pubes on fire thus creating a fountain of flames.
Dude i did the 'Hawaiian fire fountain' last night and now i don't need to shave
while in the heat of passion you flip your lover upside down and begin to piss in her pussy and subsequently drink from it like a cat
i have such a bad taste in my mouth because me and my girlfriend tried the mongolian drinking fountain