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Used when one really doesn't want to even consider doing something, as it may cause them brain trauma. Can also be described as being more appealing than the activity they are trying to get out of.
The thought of posting my significant others name to urbandictionary with a cutesy-pootsie definition of how they are the best person ever causes me to bleed from the eyes.
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What to do if a single snowflake falls out of the sky. (Src: The Valve Employee Handbook)
Gabe: Why aren't you in the office today?
Mark: I'm working from home - a single snowflake fell out of the sky.
Gabe: Right. Carry on then.
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An occurance that takes place when two or more people are arguing. One person insults another using an allusion, the person whom the insult was directed at is unfamiliar with the allusion, her/she then uses his/her ignorance of the thing being alluded to as (the basis of) a comeback.
Person 1: "What the hell is wrong with you!?! is your frontal lobe disconnected!?!"
Person 2: "What the fuck are you talking about? your fucking stupid!"
Person 1: goddamn your biggoted! are you related to Archie Bunker?
Person 2: Who the hell is Archie bunker, is he your Mastabatory Fantasy?
-Person 2 has used a Comeback from ignorance in both examples
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As appose to working from home.
Seth enjoyed working from home, although, he prefered to call it wanking from home because he could thump the one eyed purple headed bishop to his hearts content.
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From the Video Games Halo: Combat Evolved and Halo 2, these kick ass aliens are the 3rd strongest alien in Halo 2. They are known for Being invisible and carrying Energy swords and Plasma Rifles
Damn...I couldnt see that elite with its stealth techniques!
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Just a normal teenager who happens to work at target. He got famous because some creepy girl took a picture of him cause she thought he is hot. He got invited to go on Ellen a few days later. Many teenage girls idolize him and many guys are jealous. He's just a normal 17 year old. He is honestly one of the nicest people I have ever met, even though he wears scrubs to school just about every day (and his girlfriend does the same which is why they are perfect together)
I felt so bad for Alex from Target right after everything went viral because there were reporters surrounding the school's main staircase all morning!
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