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when you take a shit and mold it into a dildo shape and put it in the freezer and once its nice and stiff put a condom on it and please yourself
I had to go the bathroom but i was horny too so I took a crap and turned it into a frozen african dildo and then used it to please myself.
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n: The name given to a set of freshly shaved balls which, with the exposed follicles on the scrotum, resemble the skin on a frozen store-bought turkey.
His frozen turkey felt smooth as he brushed it gently across the girl's nose.
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it is when
in a frozen time situation
you are not frozen but the rest of the world is
you can go to any girl and rape her
but.. there wont be a pregnancy or and std involved
Imagine if the Japanese guy from the show hero's did a frozen time rape.
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A naked man with an erection stands up and a woman is on her knees behind the man(so she is looking at his butt). Then the woman open her mouth and reaches through the man's legs and pulls down the man's erection. The man then releases a dump into the woman's mouth. The action is similar to pulling a lever on a frozen yogurt machine.
I was craving some desert after intercourse, so my husband gave me an excellent chocolate frozen yogurt.
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The act of putting a block of solid frozen butter in a sock to beat the shit out of anyone you please
Bob: man Fred beat the ever living shit out of me with his frozen butter in a sock
Johnny: the fuck is that
Bob: let me show you ( pulls out sock)
When Ice Fishing in Ohio and getting a blow job from a Prostitute.
Man this weekend I went fishing in Ohio and got the best Frozen Worm Gobby ever!
Slowly dying from lack of warm cuddles.
She hasn't had cuddles in ages. She's dying from "frozen man syndrome"