fruit boots

Climbing boots with bolt-on crampons that are used by climbers for steep ice and mixed routes. Major manufacturers of these boots include: Kayland, La Sportiva, and Lowa. The bolt-on crampons are mostly produced by Black Diamond (US), Grivel (Italy), and Petzl (France).

Adam: Are you wearing fruit boots to Hanfer Creek?

Tom: No, it is too damn cold for wearing them today.

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fruit loop

A sexual phenomenon in which a large group of gay men perform anal sex on each other to form a circle. Each member both receives AND penetrates, everyone's happy.

Me and the guys got together last Saturday night, had a few drinks and formed a fruit loop.

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Cackle Fruit

Eggs.

Definition brought into existance by Pirates and other swashbuckling folk.

Some (misinformed) people think the Three Stooges invented this phrase, but they didn't - although it was probably the first time any Americans ever heard of it. Poor sheltered beings.

Aaaar matey, fry some cackle fruit and we'll be having ourselves a feast.

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fruit rollup

a gay dude in a sleeping bag

Youre camping and shit and you see a rainbow sleeping bag, "Yo, look at that fruit rollup" and in an act of sexuality discrimination you push him down a mountain.

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Fruit Ho

Person who is insanely obsessed with fruit and carries it with them nonstop in an effort to be cute/ lose mad pounds.

Mary and Ryan are such fruit hos. They walk around all day looking for fruit to munch on.

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Forbidden Fruit

The Forbidden Fruit or Tide Pod is a delicious snack usable by all people.

Edgy Kid: Wanna eat Forbidden Fruit in class later Jimmy.
Teacher: Don’t those contain bleach and detergent?
Jimmy: ——————

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fruit basket

a roach bowl; a bowl loaded in a piece of paraphernalia made from a mixture of the ends of blunts smoked previously; named for the multiple fruit flavors tasted from the different cigarillo types.

I smoked a huge fruit basket before work and I was high for hours from all that resin!

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