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Money given to county election boards by Mark Zuckerberg so he can control their elections.
Mike: Baby, we can finally buy that boat, and maybe even another car!
Jen: What have I told you about wasting our money on lotto tickets?
Mike: This isn't lotto. Down at the election board, we just received a $3M grant from The Center for Tech and Civic Life. Everybody is getting a big raise!
Jen: That's a Zuckerberg Grant...
Mike: The Twitter Guy? No this is a special organization for helping election boards. They provide free training and election administration.
Jen: Zuckerberg is the Facebook Guy. He's the money behind that organization. Aren't you suspicious about a billionaire buying his way into the election process?
Mike: Yeah maybe, but we're finally gonna get that boat we've wanted!
Jen: You wanted... That whole Zuckerberg Grant thing sounds totally fucking bogus to me.
Mike: Yeah but a new boat, Honey...
A person who is funny as hell and has a particularly long penis
Grant Morgan has a big ass dick
something so right it just has to be false.
This guy took me on a first date, we ended up going for a walk along the beach at sunset and saw some whales jumping out of the water. It was so "Grant Gilmour".
Tyler Grant has a big dick
He has a Tyler Grant sized cock
Tylers are flat behinded girls who eat all day and remain skinny. They are usually smart but slow.
Someone who will spam you with gore,granny porn,scat and has a bot that does the same thing, he also plays video games and is very awesome
Dude this nigga grant avery fucking spammed me with scat and granny porn
Gay af and is born with the skill to repel women faster than he can spell vagina
-Hey do u know Alex grant?
-Oh ya that guy has hung with that girl 100 times and done nothing