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A person who is addicted to Crck, Meth or any number of drugs consumed by smoking in a glass pipe.
"I was sitting at the red light and this glass monkey came to my window and asked for some change."
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Personality glasses are glasses that a person doesn't actually need, but wears anyway because they think the glasses make them look cooler or smarter.
Personality glasses are usually either thin and stylish to make the wearer look classy, or are way too thick and out there in order to make the wearer seem edgy and interesting.
Example One:
Person 1: Wow, those are such cute glasses! I wonder where she got them.
Person 2: She doesn't actually need those.
Person 1: Ohhh, they're personality glasses.
Example Two:
Person 1: Look at that tool, those are obviously personality glasses.
Person 2: Yeah, you can tell by the way they don't actually have glass.
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What's the matter, didn't anyone out there ever watch the
Brady Bunch? They were so "Groovy" & "Far-out"!
Anyway, in one episode, Jan (Eve Plumb), was envious of
Marsha,Marsha,Marsha, and all of her "Hunks" playing hide the sausage, meanwhile, she (Jan) wasn't very talented @ playing the "skin flute", So she create, (so to speak) An imaginary boyfriend named...
GEORGE GLASS
Jorje: Que passa my freng? Homes, that Jan is looking "Kaliente"
Pedro: Jew better chill Meng, ... You better not let George Glass hear you! I heard that he is one bad Gringo!
By the way, did you ever see him?
Jorje: Nah vatto, you?
Pedro: Nah, but I heard that he's so BAD... he can blow bubbles through bricks!!!
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An insult used for a huge bowl of fruit punch wearing crazy tights when he comes crashing through the wall in your living room.
"You stupid idiot, yeah comin' through the wall is real fuckin' cool. USING THE FRONT DOOR IS COOL! Don't touch me, you drink. Do not touch me you giant beverage. You are sweating, or condensating. I will kick you in the tights, and you will go down. You're very top heavy. You glass bitch... You glass bastard. "Oh yeah!" OH NO. Naughty, naughty kool-aid."
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Used to describe classically shaped and sized women's breasts, that are neither too large nor too small, commonly quantified as 34C. When a classic, conical-shaped martini glass is placed over each, they fit perfectly inside, with no air space underneath, and no excess breast sticking out.
Dude, that bitch's tits are PER-fect!
Word! Martini glasses, them is!
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adj. Used to comment on the physical appearance of someone who is (or is suspected of) smoking pure methamphetamine (also known as P).
Yo, that dude Jay is looking real skinny, like he's been running on the glass treadmill.
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ass glasses = hind sight (as in hindsight is 20/20)
Eve: You should have done it this way.
Adam: If I would have had my ass glasses on, I would have seen that.
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