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A blonde woman who looks good from behind but munted from the front. Nice body, shame about the boat race!
I was walking down the street, i saw the back end of this blonde bird who looked very nice, but when i saw her face i realised she was a right "golden deceiver". Like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle.
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The Process of urinating on another females
(or obese fat mans) breasts and using the penis
to hit either or both tits create a drum - like beat.
John wanted to create a song using the "Golden Drums"
method, so he invited Gary over to help him make it.
Gary revealed his man - boobies to John,
let him urinate all
over it and they made music for hours.
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Golden syrup is a thick, amber-colored form of inverted sugar syrup, made in the process of refining sugar cane juice into sugar, or by treatment of a sugar solution with acid. It is used in a variety of baking recipes and desserts. It has an appearance and taste similar to honey, and is often used as a substitute for people who cannot eat honey, such as vegans. It can also be used as a substitute for corn syrup.
"I sure do love pancakes!"
"Me too, but they taste even better with golden syrup on top"
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an old nautical term for tempting a new recruit to the bowels of the ship for the purpose of homosexual activities
"see Roger, if you bend right over you can see the golden rivet"
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Whatever happens isn't gay if it's part of a three way.
Bob and I were tag teaming Suzie last night. Just as I was about to nut, my dick slipped out of her cooch and landed in Bob's mouth. It was cool, it was part of a three way so the golden rule applies.
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A nickname given to Cleopatra, from Julius Caesar, because she was exceptionally good at giving Blowjobs
That girl is quite the Golden Mouth.
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Ahh, it's time to shoot up this sweet bag of dope into my golden arm....Also Frank Sinatra portrayed a heroin addict in the movie "The Man With The Golden Arm
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