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A phrase to replace "love game" in Lady GaGa's "Love Game". Can be sung to someone who is acting ridiculous.
"Lets play a love goose play a love goose. Do you want love or do you want goose? Are you in the goose?"
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A penis immediately unusable after masturbation.
"Hi Steve would you like to have sex with me?"
"I would like to but unfortunately I have a cooked goose."
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A female - usually the oldest, the least attractive, and the biggest prude - who takes charge and hovers over a group of female friends while out drinking.
Exceptionally good at the cockblock. Usually rounds up the other girls to go home just as you're about to hook up with one.
Commonly found leading groups of sorority girls.
Jill was all over me at the bar last night, but then Mother Goose Janet laid down the cockblock and took her home just as it got good.
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Campbeltown, Argyll, Scotland....
Slang for 'Idiot' 'Numpty' 'Fool'
Get the drinks in 'Goose Gog' You are on the bell !
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The sweat accumulating around a woman's vagina after a hard day or following working out. Homologous to a man's Duck Butter.
Man, I just ate Cindy's box after she got back from the gym. My mouth was covered in her Goose Syrup.
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Skeepy is A silly goose
Said DadBoyHalo
Your skin look like A silly goose
Ur A skeppy
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A Good Ass song.
Since the phrase good ass song is now a bit cliche, use
"GOOSE SONG!"
2 people are talking about music.
(sorry if you like the band, just my opinion)
Person 1: Dude i'm going to the Matchbox 20 show tonight!
Person 2: Dude, they blow.
Person 1: I guess, but they have one 'goose song'
Person 2: What song?
Person 1: "How Far We've Come" obviously.
Person 2: Oh yea! that song is a 'goose song!'
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