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An amazing woman with beautiful hips, that makes a man feel like a wild beast. She is a keeper, but almost impossible to tame and to tie down. She has the tendency to break hearts, but it's only because shes hard too control. She loves with all here heart and restores faith and men once she gone. Biggest sweetheart you will ever find. Most men won't rise to the challenge to get her back while others won't stop in till they lose everything.
Only a real man can tame a wild horse.
That wild horse broke my heart, she was the best ride of my life.
Before I knew it the wild horse was gone.
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A gunky substance that tastes of porridge
Nothing like a bowl of horse semen to start your day
Guy 1: What are you eating
Guy 2: Porridge
Guy 1: Oh cool, me too
Guy 2: Bartholomew, that's a horse
Guy 1: And?
Guy 2: Wait why are you on your knees?
Guy 1: Getting my breakfast
Guy 2: *Transforms into a horse*
Guy 1: Johnathan, i want a divorce
the act of one being tasty enough for a child's mouth, a person who is over excited, or just a very yummy horse.
"Man, Ty Seawright is a tasty horse today!"
"Dude, I need a jock strap. I hate it when I'm running and start horse clapping."
"Did you know when it thunders outside, God is horse clapping in heaven?"
feeling off, odd, or out of body; can be very happy or very sad
Lowkey Im feeling mad horsed lit right now.
The sexual act of a smaller man taking charge of a larger woman.
Resembling an Olympic gymnast straddling the two "love handles" and swaying his body about in a routine. Depicted as a straddling motion. Applying only to men because the pommel horse is only for male gymnasts. An endearing feat requiring a upper body strength and stamina.
Guy # 1: Wow look at that big and tall sized woman.
Guy # 2: Yeah I wouldn't mind giving her a pommel horse and straddling her buy her love handles.
A substitute for calling someone a horse’s ass. From Ray Pandora of Portland, Maine as a way around swearing in front of his kids.
That SOB in the Coupe de Ville just cut me off; what a horse’s necktie!