fag hag

A woman, usually ugly and/or fat, who, due to the fact that she receives no attention from heterosexual men, desires to be around gay men. This behavior is usually acompanied by growing frustration and bitterness toward heterosexual men. Does not necessarily lead to lesbianism, yet can be a significant precursor. Avoid at all costs.

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fag hag

A gay man's best friend. Girl that is openly supportive of their gay friend.

The girl that goes to prom with their gay best friend. The fag hag went to prom with her gay best friend.

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hag beast

Describes a very unnatractive lesbian

Person A: "Wow, look at her."
Person B: "I know, she's a hag beast!"

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Swag Hag

Someone who makes swag an everyday part of their exitense. Who's swag is so out of control it annoys the general public.

He had his swag hag on full throttle while painting the house.

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fag and hag

The participants at a Fred Astaire dance school. Older wimmin (hags) desperately need dance partners, so, the school hires the only males who apply for the positions i.e. root munchers.

Hey man how did that gig go last night? It was pretty weak man, we did the fag and hag show for a few bucks.

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Slag Hag

From "Slag": in some circles means left over burnt residue. Meaning Female not of African American Race who prefers to date ONLY African Americans. (Offensive)

After Michelle got dumped by Trevor, she turned into a total Slag Hag, only dating the Varsity Basketball team.

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douche hag

A catty straight woman who loves the company of gay men and has spent so much time around them that she’s begun to act like an attitude-ridden queen. With limp wrist and waggling head, she talks shit, starts shit, & won’t finish her shit, but at the end of the day still thinks she’s *FABULOUSSSS*

"Hey Vidal, where's your douche hag tonight?"

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