acting hard

when someone acts like their cool but they really arent.

jim: yeah im gonna mess jamie up
jake: shut up jim your acting hard🙄

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Blow-hard

Someone who boasts excessively and exaggeratively about his or her imagined talents or abilities. Also characteristic of someone who thinks they know something that others do not. Blow-hards are akin to name-droppers.

"Ever since John started attending Yale University, he has become such a blow-hard."

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hard off

The exact opposite of a hard on.
To lose one's erection or sexual urge.
A deflation of the penis due to an unsavory experience or sight.
Also spelled hardoff, hard-off
See also boner-killer

Rosie O'Donnell gives me a hard off.

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hard poke

When you wake up with a boner and roll over and poke your girl friend in the back.

Man, my girlfriend gets so pissed when I wake her up with a hard poke.

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hard jeans

When you see a beautiful woman and your dick gets hard, your jeans or pants also get hard around the groin area. It's another way of saying you just experienced a boner. A hard feeling in the jeans is a sure sign that you just saw something that you liked. This is caused by peeping on some big tits or catching a glimpse of a great ass. If the jeans are too tight, the boner may cause significant pain. The most comfortable way to wear a boner is either completely nude, totally naked, or with just a pair of lightweight baggy shorts on.

Steve: "Oh fuck, look at that fucking big-tittied blonde!"
Gary: "Shit man, she is one fine broad."
Steve: "Oh fuck, I just got hard jeans. I am envisioning slamming her right now."
Gary: "Her buttcheeks would be red when I was done with her."
Steve: "You want to meet up again tomorrow night and talk about fucking chicks?"
Gary: "Yes"

Hard Jeans can also be hard pants, hard shorts, etc.

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hard up

Not having enough cash, money; broke. In a rock and a hard spot. A difficult situation.

I was hard up for cash after my trip to Vegas.

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It's Hard

Tenth Studio Album by The Who released September 4th,1982.

It's Hard
1."Athena" (Townshend) – 3:46
2."It's Your Turn" (Entwistle) – 3:39
3."Cooks County" (Townshend) – 3:34
4."It's Hard" (Townshend) – 3:47
5."Dangerous" (Entwistle) – 3:15
6."Eminence Front" (Townshend) – 5:39
7."I've Known No War" (Townshend) – 5:45
8."One Life's Enough" (Townshend) – 2:21
9."One at a Time" (Entwistle) – 2:55
10."Why'd I Fall for That" (Townshend) – 3:18
11."A Man Is a Man" (Townshend) – 3:48
12."Cry If You Want" (Townshend) – 4:35

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