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The future of the NFL. This underrated beastly linebacker was drafted in the second round out of Michigan, and has been one of the greatest draft picks in New York Jets history. In his rookie season, he took over the place of pro bowler Jonathan Vilma and led the Jets in tackles. Lawrence Taylor and Dick Butkus look up to David Harris.
Jake: Who is leading the Jets in tackles this season?
Jeff: Obviously David Harris.
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Bassist for Iron Maiden, he created such metal epics as "The Number of the Beast" and "The Clansman". May I also mention that he kicks fucking ass?
Fuckin' GOD of the bass guitar.
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32 year old widowed writer. Ventures to the town of Silent Hill on vacation with his daughter only to discover that it is literally a personication of the pain and memories of Alessa Gillespie, filled with harrowing images of pain and suffering, demon children weilding knives ready to chop his dick off, demonic doctors and nurses, among endless woes without end.
...No sweat.
Harry Mason is known for being the most badass underdog video game protagonist in excistence. Anyone who plays the game will know that this is a man who can whoop Master Chief's ass anyday. This is a man who will blindly run into the worst of horrors anyone can ever imagine without showing any sort of remote fear whatsoever, nothing less than the sheer determination for the only thing he gives a shit about: his daughter.
Harry beats the ever-lovin' shit out of any monster that comes in his way with an iron pipe or whatever else he has near him and doesn't complain. When he speaks, he is monotonous and unafraid and determined. Nothing breaks him, and nothing will stop him from finding his daughter. If you're in his way, back the fuck off, otherwise this fucker will beat your skull in with a pipe, stomp on your face while you're on the ground, headlock you, and ask you in a monotonous and calm tone: "Have you seen a little girl? Short, black hair?"
He's a dimwit sometimes, but redeems that by being totally awesome.
Harry Mason is such a badass, he blasted a nurses' skull open with a fire-ax, curb stomped the shit out of her while she was on the ground, then proceeded to not give a shit about it.
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A Harry Styles fan who only supports him but not his band mates, One Direction, or his private life, e.g. relationships.
e.g. Solo Harries are often toxic and delusional, they deny Larry and they exploit Harry.
He is actually drake ngl the “real drake” is an actor it’s all Harry but he hates the spotlight
Person 1: hey have you heard drakes new album,
Person 2: don’t you mean Harry E’s
Harry Potter is a best-selling book series by critically acclaimed author J.K Rowling. Though many view the Harry Potter series as a "children's series", it goes for all ages.
450 million Harry Potter books have been sold worldwide.
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QUITE POSSIBLY THE GREATEST SERIES OF BOOKS OF ALL TIME
Idiot: dude Harry Potter sux
Sensible human: I say, you seem highly uneducated my dear chum.
Idiot: I'm gonna get drunk and drive home with my shot gun
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