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Many men envy this elusive type of chub (erection). While attaining a 1/2 or even 3/4 chub is a well respected achievement, the Harry Potter Chub is a holy grail in the eyes of a man. The reference to Harry Potter is a nod to the Platform 9 and 3/4 as initially seen in the book. Such an erection, thus, goes beyond the normal realm of chubs. When a man surpasses the half chub with ease, a Harry Potter Chub is likely to arouse, while mysteriously skipping past all numbers in between.
To attain such a desirable chub, a man is usually subject to seeing an extremely attractive woman and/or objects such as HBT, jeeps, beer, colorado, sandwiches etc. This certain chub can cause pants to tighten and young children to scream. Use caution.
Also known as the HP chub or the Ron Jeremy Chub (RJ chub), who subsequently has a 9 and 3/4 inch penis at full girth. It's not a coincidence.
Mike: Hey have you seen any hotties lately?
Jeff: Yeah, there was this really hot chick in my accounting class. She was giving me a solid Harry Potter Chub.
Mike: Skeet skeet!
Jeff: Why are both our dicks so big, Mike?
Mike: We have been blessed by Hagrid!
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It is a fucking boring british culture that no one actually likes it is full of cunts and pricks and british tea drinking twats
harry potter is gay
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The main character in the Harry Potter series, written by JK Rowling. Harry is a dynamic character throughout the novels and discovers so much about his past, present and future with each of his experiences at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry. He is known to wear glasses, be slightly scrawny and be an amazing wizard. He has a thunderbolt shaped scar on his forehead, given to him by Lord Voldemort, the villain of the series. The thunderbolt, being a defining Harry Potter characteristic.
Person 1: I'm going to be Harry Potter, the wizard, for Halloween. He is my favorite character in the series.
Person 2: I like him too. You better draw a scar on your forehead so people will know you are Harry Potter. Wear glasses too.
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a gangbang is a gangbang made up of 7 men and one woman. this isn't a gangbang in the traditional sense but rather one where the men take it in turns, one at a time. the order in which the men take their turn is done vaguely by penis size (the two compulsory positions are shortest first and longest fifth). these sorts of gangbangs are normally characterised by the female component getting tired after the fourth guy and the seventh guy verging on impotence. also the sixth should make her cry.
Guy1: wanna be part of my weekly gangbang?
Guy2: what kind of gangbang?
Guy1: it's gonna be a harry potter gangbang?
Guy2: No way. they take ages. plus aren't you getting a bit old for that shit.
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n. The hero of J.K. Rowling's epic series of the same name as its protaginist.
v. to take a previously written work or idea and to adapt it into something else.
n. Harry Potter leapt forward jinxing the Death Eater with vehemence.
v. The Coen brothers Harry Pottered No Country for Old Men, while Diablo Cody wrote Juno from her own head.
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You've just been to see Harry Potter at the cinema, and you're really bursting for the toilet. You go to sit down to relieve yourself and find yourself shooting magical spells at Voldemort, just like you did when you were 5.
Mom: Come down and eat, you're ice-cream's melting!
You: Um, one sec mom - just finishing my Harry Potter Poop! (Pew Pew, Stupefy!)
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