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someone who is a total freaking idiot. they have their head up their ass, therefore wearing it as a hat. hence, ass hat.
mom: pick up your shit off the floor.
jenn: fuck you ass hat, its not mine.
:slap:
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When you are at a stop light that turns a 3 lane road to a 2 lane with other cars, hat faggots will pull into the third lane (turn only lane) on purpose (despite all the signs), and will accelerate past you while the third lane merges to cut you off. If successful, this individual will slow down so that you have to go around.
Hey, look in your rear-view mirror. That hat faggot is going to try and pass you once the light turns green.
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A sexual practice where one party inserts their own head partially inside a female genitalia.
I wore my human hat with pride, my wife wore it with some discomfort.
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A not-so-common synonym for flat-brimmed cap 'flat cap', most commonly used by baseball players. Also commonly used in common urban culture. It is nicknamed a douche-hat because it is common dress of many high-school douches, douchebags, assholes and jerks.
Person 1: "You're wearing a douche hat? Lame."
Person 2: "Hypocrite, you wear them all the whoop-de-fucking time, y'know!"
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when you feel/relate to something on a spiritual level
rylee : i hate life
kaylyn : elf hat !!
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A for of clothing used by retarded fourteen year-olds to have "SWAG." It has the same status as fuzzy dice and pink scooters.
"You know when you get jumped on by a bunch of pre-teens with obey caps and pink scooters and then they kill you. I have this problem quite a lot, 've actually been robbed three times this month by fourteen year-olds with obey caps riding pink scooters this week, it's a real inconvenience for me."
-Pyrocynical
"I dont know what school you go to, but your principle is a fucking saint for banning OBEY hats!" -Pyrocynical to The Hermadafrodite Kid
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Hobo Hat is the act of placing a used fast food container on someone's head, then farting directly on the container. The resulting odor is an ominous mix of grease and shit wind, similar to that of a hobo.
Mickey had passed out on the couch, and since we had just polished off a crave case, Sean thought it would be a good idea to give him a hobo hat.
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