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Slice of heaven

A piece of cake;)

The slice of heaven was right there, waiting for me to grab it.

by Uhhhjjrjjrjrjrjf October 22, 2019


Born in Heaven

When you do good in life and then pass away.

My Grandfather was a warrior! He was a sergeant during the Korean war and a owner of all of his bagel franchises. Although he was a businessman, he always fed the poor and hungry. He even gave them info and money to get them to shelters. June 12th, 1996 was the day he was born in Heaven! He will always truly be missed in my lifetime.

by Jay89Jay91 February 16, 2018


Heaven On Earth.

The way to call hoe a HOE, respectfully that the hoe will thank you in return.

ME: You beautiful and cute and hotter than hell.

my Heaven On Earth.

MY HOE: Awwwee ty for saying that so sweet.

by MUÑECO June 21, 2022

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Heaven says

A song where some dude is getting tormented and they are fucking stupid and get everything wrong when they were told to spell "answer" and other easy words to spell

Have you heard about heaven says?
Yeah, NOW SPELL ANSWER

by Fucking alut August 1, 2023


midtable heaven

A term used in english football to describe a feeling of the highest satisfaction possible for a team when they are perfectly in the middle of their league table. At this point a team has no ambitions and no hope to finish into the top positions or to -qualify for european competitions. The team is also safe from being relegated which means that they do not have to take the rest of the season seriously at all as they have absolutely nothing to play for. At this stage the players are seen to 'slack off' as they enjoy the rest of the season by having nothing to play for apart from aiming for draws in their remaining games in order to maintain their midtable status.

James: Look how off the pace this Bournemouth side are. What is going on?
Bob: Who can blame them, they're in midtable heaven!

by tonypulis08 June 25, 2018


Holy Heavens

An expression of surprise,disappointment,or excitement.

Person:The Braves won!
Respondent:Holy heavens!That’s amazing!

by Dog Player-6942 May 26, 2023


what is heaven

heaven is a place were there is no school and you can play games for eternity and actually have friends and not get bullied and you can eat ice cream and candy and dessert forever and also were you are popular and everyone loves you (that last part was a joke but hey thats just a theory A GAME THEORY!!!)

random guy 1: what is heaven
random guy 2: idk im not dead

by closet man June 29, 2022