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A PERSON WHO BRING TROUBLES (OR EVEN DEATH) DUE TO HIS OR HER OWN ACTIONS; DIGGING YOUR OWN GRAVEYARD
THE CHINESE BUSINESSMAN FLED AND HID TO AUSSIE AFTER THE CORRUPTION BUREAU FOUND HIM GUILTY FOR AN ELABORATE MULTI MILLION DOLLAR PONZI SCHEME AND STOCK FRAUD OF HIS COMPANY. THIS TIME HE IS DIGGING NICOLL HIGHWAY
The act of inserting toy race cars, or other small objects into ones anal cavity through the aid of a PVC tube or other suitable pipe used to spread the sphincter opening.
Randy wanted to try something new in the bedroom. So I Stopped at the toy store and the Home Depot. I went home and jammed 4 Ft of PVC right up his unsuspecting ass. I was then able to launch a 6 pack of Hot wheels cars into his colon. He took the Guatemalan highway to pleasure town.
When two (or more) cars engage in an illegal street race that takes place on a highway. There are two ways to stat a highway race. If you flash your high beams at another car, the race is instantly started. Or you can do a count down by honking your car's horn three times.
I just got a new turbocharger for my ride. Whadda you say we do a highway race tonight?
The greatest educational institution on the face of the Earth. Pristine residences, top of the line professors and equipment, and hands down the best meal plan of any school. Legends have foretold that one who acquires a PhD at Highway 7 University will transcend reality.
Amit Chakma: What school do you go to?
Vice Provost General Stegster: Highway 7 University!
The "choccy highway" is the descriptive definition given to a one's sphincter in the act of sexual intercourse when one or both parties desire to penetrate said parties anal cavity with their meat popsicle. "Choccy highway" is a neutral term that applies to both genders
Ill be driving up the choccy highway tonight fellas.
I asked her for directions to the choccy highway she said "just over the bend you can't miss it".
Hooked up with a real mud wallet last night but she let me ride the choccy highway so it wasn't too bad.
Yeah, me and my girl we're acting up again all right
She ain't much of a looker, she can handle her paraldehyde
You were up all night at the Captain's Table drinking Tango and gin by the old piano
Playing cards and smoking cigars 'til the sun came up
Or was it going down for the night?
Take another ride on the sunshine highway
Take another ride try to turn it around
Take another ride on the sunshine highway
Take another ride try to turn it around tonight
Drop me off, sign me in, clean me up and let me out
Man that nurse is a bitch, this sucks, she says my jug ain't allowed
I've had my share of Mt. Pleasant messiahs wearing slippers and robes, trying to bum smokes
I'm gonna Thorazine shuffle straight out the door
Head to the farm and find me a cure
Tonight, yeah yeah yeah
I'm gonna make it right
Cause I'm gonna be the one
To take another ride, take another ride
Take Another Ride on the Sunshine Highway