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A MASSIVE self righteous FAGGOT
Many young retarded people who have somehow un-installed there chromosomes and believe that Starbucks is hipster. No really they do. A company with $15 billion in profits per annum is hipster and not mainstream according to these moronic shitheads.
A person whose style is influenced by many different genres (of dressing). They usually wear lots of flannels and ironic graphic tee shirts, but not always. Sometimes, preppy styles are mixed with casual clothes. When being called a hipster, they always deny it. They either listen to indie rock, alternative rock, hardcore rap, or a really diverse taste of almost anything.
He's such a hipster; I saw him wearing colored skinny jeans at the Vampire Weekend concert in Portland.
A bunch of scrawny, little fellers, that have found the best way to feel good about their loser selves is to congregate with other little scrawny fellers and poke fun at everything and everyone else not in their clique. Most of them had their lunch money taken from them at school every day as youths.
When called upon to defend his girlfriends honor, the hipster was so afraid of a real man he peed his skin tight pants.
Young, bigoted, and pretentious person who attempts to be original or nostalgic by rejecting mainstream ideas and adopting uncommon ones.
The hipster sat by and pontificated on the primitive and unimaginative use of tires as his Prius's flat was fixed by his father.
A false embracing of Nerd Culture portrayed by an uninteresting person brought on by a mock humility, though deep down embracing a sense of artistry and self importance. Aka, a douchebag.
That hipster is wearing a Zelda Self Print T that he made on Gimp 2. What a douchenozzle.
A person that knows all the new trends. A fancy type person that wears fancy jackets, fancy shoes, and fancy pants. A favorite alcoholic beverage for a hipster is a Moscow Mule.
Bartender: What would you like to drink?
Asian Hipster Girl: I'll take a fancy Moscow Mule to match my fancy jacket and fancy jeans. Thank you.