Louisiana Hot Pocket

To shit into a womans ass for lubrication.

I hope that bitch is ready for a Louisiana Hot Pocket

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California hot pocket

putting poo in private parts

last night I made a California hot pocket

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Hot Pocket

A cooked Granade In Call Of Duty 4

Theres A Hot Pocket Coming In Strong!

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alabama hot pocket

The practice of wearing two condoms at the same time with a layer of "Deep Heat", Chilli Paste or other such irritant between the two layers. Used whilst having sex with somebody of questionable sexual hygiene to the end that there will be an early warning if the first condom splits.

Good job I used the alabama hot pocket whilst porkin that blue waffle, she screamed like a banshee when the first one went

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tunisian hot pocket

The action of shitting on your partner and then proceeding to cuddle naked under a heavy blanket.

things are getting serious between me and Jane. Tonight we are gonna try a tunisian hot pocket.

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Oregon Hot Pocket

When somebody is talking and you spit in their mouth unexpectedly

Yo, Lauren wouldn’t shut up so when she opened her mouth to say something so I gave her an Oregon Hot Pocket

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Noonan hot pocket

The act of filling a meat wallet with moose meat then proceeding to fuck it.

I heard he gave her a good ol' fashion Noonan hot pocket last night!

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