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A container that was filled with urine while operating a motorized vehicle and jetisoned to the side of the roadway as litter. Common containers used as trucker bombs are plastic gallon jugs, small plastic bottles, and wide mouthed glass containers. However any container capable of holding a volume of liquid waste expelled from the human body can be used.
The highway clean-up crew found alot of Howard Hughes Luggage while cleaning up the road side
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It doesn't matter who's involved as long as there are two people. Basically one sits on the other until the second person passes out and then the first has their way with them.
1.) "Uh..... what happened last night?"
"You don't remember? Oh that's right! Cause you've been Tafted!"
2.) "I met this girl the other night, but when we went back to my place, she wasn't....very open about trying new things."
"So what'd you do?"
"I gave her the William Howard Taft"
(high five)
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when your balls are covered in shit and you sit on a girls nostrils, and she breathes it in.
i gave her a dwight howard dip yesterday!
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Absolute hell,worst place in Macon.
0/10. I'd prefer killing myself
New kid:"so what's Howard high school like?"
Me: it's like Killing yourself with a plastic knife
A ground-breaking comedy/variety show created by Howard Stern and featuring the talents of Fred Norris, Robin Quivers, Gary "Bababooey" Dell' Abate and Artie Lang. The show is inspired and inventive, providing a minimum of 4 hours of fresh, witty entertainment 5 days a week. Though largely overlooked when rating "funny shows" or "funniest comedians", The Howard Stern Show, and Stern himself produce the equivalent of 4 HBO comedy specials a day, without the benefit of a year's prep time, or an HBO budget. The show has produced such characters as Crackhead Bob, Beetlejuice, High Pitch Eric, Wendy the Retard, Gary the Retard, and many others.
It is today what The Tonight Show used to be, for young comics in that if you do well, you will have a successful career. The characters and bits that the show is responsible for, either directly or indirectly, are endless. Although many politicians and media outlets like to dismiss the show's humour as puerile and irrelevant, the scope whereby pop culture and the radio broadcasting industry itself make the show, and the man, truly genius.
"Dude, I had to pull over on the way to work this morning."
"Why?"
"The Howard Stern Show... I was laughing so hard, I was crying!"
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The long-awaited, highly anticipated sequel to the 1986 Smash Hit, record setting Box Office blowout, Lea Thompson career setting movie, Howard The Duck. It's set for release,.... Tomorrow from the day you're reading this! Just Remember, "In The Beginning, There was (*BOOM!*) Howard The Duck!"
Howard the Duck.....Yeah.....That movie sucked ass.
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Your FBI agent who is constantly messing with your auto correct. This man is more commonly know as Yan the R being an edition for when he’s undercover. He can’t spell the word rite correctly and is clearly an idiot.
Ryan Howard Right is so annoying, I feel like he’s always messing with me.