Random
Source Code
Random
This is an excuse used by people who are afraid to get into relationships. Since no one knows what these standards are, no one can possibly be expected to meet them. Therefore, all potential love interests are disqualified before the first date.
She never did find anyone that met her really high standards.
211👍 141👎
A phrase used by Hayden Christensen once he realizes his mistake of cutting off Samuel L Jackson's hand and turning to the dark side. Fucking idiot
“What have I done?”Hayden contemplates his life choices as Samuel L Jackson falls through the Coruscant sky
20👍 1👎
when someone denies u cuz ur not good enough
Guy: "hey wanna go out sometime?"
Girl: "No"
Guy: "is it cuz im ugly?"
Girl "na i just have really high standards"
81👍 54👎
Fairly ambiguous and is often open to debate on it's correct application.
Historically it has been used to politely ask someone at, say, a formal dinner, if they have farted or indeed, have actually shat their smalls. The use of "have I" helping to ease the embarrasement of the situation.
"excuse me, would you pass the gravy"
"certainly, my pleasure"
(sudden smell of shit is apparant)
"pardon me, but shit yourself, have I?"
What people say when asked why they aren't dating anyone. It can be true or maybe they're jsut ugly as hell.
"Why don't you have a boyfriend"
"I just have really high standards"
105👍 86👎
A game (can involve drinking sometimes) in which people go around in a circle saying things they have never done. If it's played as a drinking game, everyone who HAS done the thing the person says must drink. Otherwise, everyone starts with all 10 fingers up and puts a finger down if they have done that thing, and first person with no fingers remaining wins (or loses, depending how you look at it).
That game of never have I ever really got fucked up when Scotty said "Never have I ever been gang-banged by prison inmates" and my 14-year-old sister took a drink. Talk about TMI.
458👍 158👎
Originally used by Good Charlotte's crushes during their teen years.
"You're not good enough for me!"
38👍 28👎