I Like Things Just the Way They Are

I like things just the way they are
Don't redefine marriage, you're going too far
Life begins as a precious stem cell
I know how to empty that jail
'Cause I'm done paying your sorry rent
Time for some more capital punishment

Let's just keep everything the same
Gonna pray at the start of every football game
You lefties have just taken things too far
So leave it alone
'Cause I like things just the way they are

I like things just the way they were
You could smoke in restaurants and wear fur
You shoot some men up into space
And everyone knew their rightful place
We won wars and we stood strong
We knew what was right and what was wrong

Let's just keep everything the same
Gonna pray at the start of every football game
You lefties have just taken things too far
So leave it alone
'Cause I like things just the way they are

I like cool country mornings
Spray cheese in my mouth
Let's keep everything pure
Just like the South

Let's just keep everything the same
Gonna pray at the start of every football game
You lefties have just taken things too far
So leave it alone
'Cause I like things just the way they are

Yeah, I like things
Just the way they are

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And I was like yo

This sentence can be used when you are surprised at something mostly when you find out who someone likes or if you love someone.

Jane: Umm... I like Bobby
Me: And I was like yo

*boy looks at a girl he likes*: and I was like yo

I dont like it!

A general response to use when someone tells you about something negative.

I wanted to come over and play foosball but I had to stay home with my old lady. "response" I dont like it!

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I like it i just lick it init

When you have such an admiration for something/someone, that you desire to lick it, lick it like a mofo, up and down.

Girl: What do you think of scrabble
Boy: i like it i just lick it init
Girl: Fuck me thats monstorous
Boy: Thats bonza, lets go to bed
Girl: I like it i just lick init

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National “I like ya cut g” day

National I like ya cut g is on August 6th

Are you coming to National “I like ya cut g” day with me?

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I like you for who you are

Something a guy says to:
a) get an ugly chick into bed
b) get a chick some self-esteem cuz he loves her (most of the time co-existing with above)

a)
*Why do you like me? I'm fat and ugly!
*Cuz I like you for who you are... now lets have some fun, k?
b)
*Omg! I am so fat and ugly, how can you stand me?
*I like you for how you are...

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I don't like

As in dislike, denial, or hatred of something or someone

I don't like how Gabriel treated me at school today...

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