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A Team that loves to lose in the playoffs
Person #1: Hey man, are the dallas cowboys playing today in the playoffs?
Person #2: Who cares, they'll find some way to lose it.
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You mount her from behind, call her by your Ex's name and try to stay on for 8 seconds
we were going to breakup anyway, I decided to try Cowboy Sex with her.
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A sexual term meaning to dress in cowboy boots and a hat and sometimes bandanna and face your partner to the sunset as you mount her doggie style and yell "Yee Haw"
Last night I gave my girlfriend an ass cowboy after we watched westerns.
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A person who looks at naked women on the Internet instead of takin out a real girl.
(After boss sees nude picture on his employees computer.) My boss thinks I'm an Internet cowboy but his secretary's got news for him.
Even if your brother was a Internet cowboy he should have asked my cousin out by now.
I can tell ya right know she ain't lookin for no Internet cowboy.
My daughter says your teenager ain't nothin but an Internet cowboy.
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being in possession of a handgun and using it as a toy during foreplay with the victim’s acquiescence and request for it to be used in that manner
A woman accused in the shooting death of her common-law husband told police her gun accidentally fired while they were playing a game of “dirty cowboy” during sexual foreplay.
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Fairly underground metal band, who produce excellent work. Emtombment of a Machine and Entities are by far their best songs.
Job for a cowboy and Penknifelovelife at York. Fucking classic mayte.
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Tampon or A compacted tubular-shaped piece of cotton with a plastic applicator that women and emo boys insert into their vaginas when they're having their period.
And she says, "Not this week honey, I'm visiting the cotton cowboy!"
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