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that moment when you realize bughead is fake and there will never be a real life relationship like that in your life (other than sprousehart) and symptoms consist of: heart breaking, depression, and wanting a jughead for your own (season one only tho thx)
I just got a bughead reality check when i went on a date.
Somebody who makes a living from appearing on various reality television shows.
'Kim Kardashian is such a talentless idiot! It makes me sick how much money she get's paid for doing this crap!'
'I know right? I cant believe she has made so many reality shows! That girls a professional reality star.
It is a condition of dialogue between two individuals that heavily favors the voice and opinions of one over the other.
I was attempting to convey my emotions clearly, but the dominatrix conversation reality prevented me from doing so.
reality-distortion field n. An expression used to describe the persuasive ability of managers like Steve Jobs (the term originated at Apple Computer in the 1980's to describe his peculiar charisma). Those close to these managers become passionately committed to possibly insane projects, without regard to the practicality of their implementation or competitive forces in the marketpace.
"A reality distortion field. In Steve's presence, reality is malleable. He can convince anyone of practically anything. It wears off when he's not around, but it makes it hard to have realistic schedules."
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When a person is in complete denial of the truth and they need a reality bitch slap.
Sarah: Your boyfriend Justin is gay Mary.
Mary: No he's not.
Sarah: Here is his personal ad in the m4msection on craigslist.
Mary: Wow Sarah, thanks for that reality bitch slap.
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A Natural Reality Check or "NRC" is a way of figuring out whether a girl is worth continuing conversation with and later banging by simply masturbating and seeing if you still have the urge to do such banging.
You usually perform an NRC when youre talking to a girl on Facebook or texting someone
The science behind an NRC is, that after beating off you have a lower sex drive, meaning that if you still want to do it, she's really worth it.
Nick: I was talking to Shannon last night on facebook
Luke: Oh yeah?
Nick: Yeah she wants my dick.
Luke: Are you gonna let her get it?
Nick: Well I was, but then I NRC'd that ho and decided otherwise.
Luke: I see I see. I just did an NRC the other night.
Nick: Natural Reality Checks are the bomb
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When a person says or does something jokingly only to find out it's actually true or currently happening. Most joke reality checks are 'what if' situations.
Duder 1: "Oh my god dude look out the window at that red car. Looks like my ex's huh? What if it was? That would be so weird. She doesn't even know where I live."
Duder 2: "Holy shit dude isn't that her brother getting out of the car? That is her dude."
Duder 1: "Fuck! Are you kidding? I hope she didn't see me or my car outside."
Duder 2: "Ha ha that's funny shit. Talk about a joke reality check."
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