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post a nut

To engage in sexual intercourse.

My wife and I were driving around when we decided to stop and post a nut in the back seat of our Honda Civic.

by Pete Ohia November 6, 2006


Jungle Nuts

A way to describe an individual who is thought to have untamed pubic hair and/or rather rank testicles.

Damn, that boy ain't shit. He probably has jungle nuts.

by Teethsharts February 18, 2022


Nut-Crush

When you cross your legs like a woman and your nut slides into you abdomen crushing it with thigh and gut.

i chucked my leg over the other to look cool but quickly uncrossed when i reaslised i got Nut-Crush. The chick asked me what was wrong and i said i pinched nerve in my back.

she was onblivious to the Nut-Crush. Most chicks don't get Nut-Crush.

you want crushed nuts in your smoothy??
no I'll hold the nuts thanks.

by Demmy123456789 April 29, 2010


Nut Tingler

A stimulation that rattles the mind as well as the body.Something that would give you goose pimples over. An inner high of highs.

What a NUT TINGLER! I was ridding my American made Harley on the 4th of July all day. It just doesn't get any better than that!

by Digger July 4, 2007


Grammar Nut

One who fixes grammar mistakes excessively

Guy 1: "Yes I'm shore."
Grammar Nut: " Hahah don't you mean sure?"

by BigD™ May 28, 2015

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nut gut

Slang for the abdominal discomfort and endless putrid flatulence that results from eating too many nuts.

What’s up with this nut gut?

by Dr Bunnygirl January 17, 2020


Charged Nut

A cum shot that flies with extraordinary speed and distance traveled.

Dude! Did you see that pornstar do a charged nut?

Yea dude, it flew so far.

by Boijuu October 6, 2019

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