A conservative, usually encountered on the internet, who won't cop to being a conservative, and wants to be thought of as progressive when they haven't a single progressive stance.
"I believe in small government and capitalism, hate abortion and voting rights, but I'm a classic liberal."
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An outdoor NHL game that occurs on the first day of each year. Usually broadcasted nationwide.
The Winter Classic is Sidney Crosby favorite event, win or lose.
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Another name for white girls to describe how good the vagina is.
The sec wasn't that good, it was just some classic lays
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(n) A derivative of mogg describing the act of sitting down on the stomach of a deceased old female, age 70+, where the decaying internal matter is shot out of her vagina into the mogger's mouth. If the decaying matter is subsequently swallowed, it becomes a "mogg classic supreme"
I missed my grandmother so much, I had to pull a mogg classic just to get a taste of the joy she used to bring to our family.
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when a woman cheats on a guy multiple times, but the guy keeps going back to her crying for her back.
hey ian, he just pulled a Classic Yancich on that girl.
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When a person says a joke or makes a call that is so terrible the entire table laughs.
We were at the DNA Tower and left him there, all he yelled was "MY ARSE IS FOR SHITTING", Classic Biggers
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When a school(usually underfunded, public school with bad teachers) does the complete, unrational and border-line unfair choice. Basically a school troll.
Matthias- Hey what did you get on your history quiz?
Brandon- Well, I got a 59.9%. When i asked if the teacher could round it, he said no.
M/B- Classic St.Johns!