That's What She Said

The gayist joke that man has ever created. Let's just say it got REALLY old REALL fast..

"Man that took forever."
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!"
"Hahaha! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!"

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thats what she said

Twisting an innocent statement or question into some sort of sexual innuendo by adding the phrase " That's What She Said."

Teacher: Johnny, I think I'll call on you again because you were so good the first time!
Student: Thats what she said.

AimSn1: Dude I can't really talk right now.
AimSn2: Why??
AimSn1: Because I have like Ten People going right now...
AimSn2: That's what she said.

Teacher: ... I can't believe that happened, but since we're on the subject, is there anything else big?
Student: That's what she said.

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thats what she said

A juvenille yet amusing response to a sexually suggestive statement.

(teacher): I dont think you guys are mature enough to handle this unit.
(students): Thats what she said!

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He said, and I quote

A longer version of quoting of a person's saying. People frequently uses this mostly because they liked what the person said. Most of the people uses He/She said, but this is just a longer version. Mostly used in books, etc.

He said, and I quote: "Damn! The pizza is too hot!"
She said, and I quote: "I SHIT YOU NOT"

thats what she said

to make something innocent sound sexual

boy: my toe is hanging out of my shoe
boy #2 well put it back in
boy: thats what she said

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Thats what she said

Something dirty that a female might say during sex

Example 1: after larry let the pizza lay out and it became stale.

billy: arrrgh its so hard

Johnny: Thats what she said

Example 2: Joe and Trenton were eating ice cream.

Joe: mmmmm this tastes sooo good

Trenton: Thats what she said

Example 3: Jack and Nick Were at a party last night.

Jack: last night was the best, it was so fun.

Nick: thats what she said

Example 4: Adam and Tyler were waiting in a line that was hardly moving at all.

Tyler: FASTER!!!!

Adam: Thats what she said

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that's what she said to you

Similar to "that's what she said", but used as a put down instead of a build up. Can also be used with a name.

"To You" ie
David: Why does that have to be so tiny!
Cooper: That's what she said to you!

"Name" ie
Cooper: You're never going to be able to hit this hole.
Sean: That's what she said to Issac
Issac: F**k you!

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