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One who blows his load in his dirty socks.
Billy that dirty Sock Buster
A sock a male soldier keeps close by in order to pleasure himself with in order to contain the evidence. Used mostly in the field.
"Hey Private, don't forget to pack your Ranger sock in your sleeping bag!
A sock used for masturbation that’s so overused it’s as crusty a dried Elmer’s Glue. Found in nightstands, under beds, pillows and mattresses.
My elmer’s sock needs a wash. It’s unusable at this point.
My mom found my elmer’s sock and wanted some answers.
A sweaty vagina that has just been bombed in with semen.
We went on a date, I left her with a snot sock
Sliding on hardwood floor while wearing socks
"Did you see Tom Cruise in Risky Buisness? Everyone knows he's the master of sock surfing!"
A polite way of saying "Just shut up and do it."
Ava: Jackson, I don't want to swim the 1000.
Jackson: Seriously, sock and bullet,
You may be sad, tired, or crazy but sock and bullet.
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When you hit sock bottom
When you run out socks and all you have left are the mismatched pair at the bottom of the drawer
OMG! I haven’t done my laundry and I’m running late. *opens drawer in a panic* Oh beans! All I have is my period socks!