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What Pennsylvanians call spaghetti.
What did you have for dinner last night? I had some italian string.
When you take two pieces of bread and shove salami in it to make an oval shape and use tomato sauce for lube and fuck it.
I'm horny, lemme grab my Italian Fleshlight!!!
When you put your hand into the shape of the Italian finger purse and insert it into your partner's rectum and shout nonsense in Italian
My girlfriend let me give her the rusty Italian last night, she loved it.
When you roll someon up in a rug to dispose of their body
He fucked with the wrong person and got an Italian Blanket
A.k.a The Italian End of Day Report, The Italian Showdown
When You enter your boss's office, while looking him dead in the eye whip out your dick and yell: GUARDA!!!...GUUARR-DA!!! ( Guarda=Look) as you slap your cock on his desk over and over with sufficient force to leave an oil mark.
Ex.
(Joe): Heyyaa...this work you did is shit...you got 30 min and I want it done on my desk...Go.
(1 Hour & 34 min Later)
(Massi): Hey Joe....Guarda...GUARDA!!!!
(Joe): :|....I think I just got Italian Showguned
When a girl eats a bunch of garlic while on her period and the guy then fucks her with his noodle (dick) and then eats her out.
Connor and I did The Italian Dinner last night. The room stunk of garlic
The term Italian Hotdog is used to describe the process of wrapping a slice of pizza around one's penis (aka cock). This is usually to provide stimulation in a sexual manner but it also serves a warming purpose.
(Verb tense) "I just picked up some pizza from the store; I'm going to Italian Hotdog myself tonight.
(Noun) "You two had a good time last night... Did you give them the ol' Italian Hotdog?"
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