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Jake is a guy who will always love you even when you make dumb mistakes, he’s the type that you will give a second chance, he’s the type of guy that would always have family first more than anything but he will still fine time for you. Oh and he’s like also really smart
Jake is like my ride or die
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The name is Jake is THE MOST BEST NAME EVER TO FUCKING EXIST ITS BETTER THAN FUCKING JOE,JOHN,JACK...uhhh...JAMIE SO FUCK ALL OTHER NAMES JAKE IS THE BEST
Joe: did you see Jake over there
Jack: yeah I wish I had his name instead of my sad and not as cool name
Steve: yeah
Joe: FUCK OFF STEVE NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE
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Usually wears glasses has loads of freinds. Nervous about asking girls out. Not sure if he picked the right girl.
Jake: (Nervously) Will You go out with me ?
Girl: Maybe
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Hot, nice, sexy beast, absssss, later, fun dood, fun to joke around with about Jewish people, good kisser, tall, athletic, blonde sexy sexy man.
Jake likes Jewish pancakes and religion class.
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One who is into beastiality, referberly dolphins
bella: what was your favorite sexual experience
Jake: oh man those dolphins man they know how to satisfy jake
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jakes an asshole who breaks peoples hearts. he may be sweet, but he will break you into a million pieces. stay away from them.
Jake just broke up with me in such an asshole way.
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