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jake is a crybaby who is very sensitive. he has a strange voice and is bored very easily.
i heard that jake threw his helmet when he struck out in baseball yeaterday.
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Typically the brother of one of your best friends. Jakes are known to be a bit precious, high drama, slightly narcissistic and far too good looking for a one syllable first name. Most Jakes are found in California, with some recent sitings in upper-middle Wisconsin in the Jewish quarter.
Jakes being such a dick again!
Don't you mean Jake's being such a dick again?
Yeah, but Urban Dictionary wouldn't let me post something that specific.
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Bad male prostitute. Small dick
Is that a Jake over there?
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A asian fat man, likes to think hes good at genji
related to kim jong un
possibly a nazi
you fat man Jake switch of genji
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A really well put together person. Can always rely on Jake being fly. But being fly, doesn't mean being fun. Buzzkill you may call him. Predominately staying on his phone and snaking his friends on nights out. Typical case of don't judge a book by its cover. Am I right? Where you think he is just "dropping his jacket off " he has actually gone back to bang the girl next door. Or at least try. Overall though he is a nice guy, but most nights out will end up with you realising he hasn't been there for two hours because he is tired.
Guy 1: Oh you hear Dan isn't coming out tonight?
Guy 2: OMG he is being such a Jake.
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My babe, the most amazing boyfriend, and a cool ass person to be around!
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Jakes are some of the sweetest people you will ever meet. They have reddish brown hair, a kind smile, and are all around adorable. If you ever have the chance to date a Jake, never let him go. He makes you feel on top of the world, and can make you have butterflies in your stomach. Gotta love a Jake <3
Jake is such a sweetheart he makes me wanna stay with him forever and never let him go.
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