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Jessica

A girl, usually a red head, who is secretly a guy.

A transvestite.

See that hooker over there, they’re a Jessica.

by Thottastic January 31, 2019

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Jessica

A word originating from the Swedish Alps used to describe the act of building ceramic roads for raccoons. Can also be used to describe a doorknob of greasy nature.

E.g. 1: Who that guy cares a lot for raccoons.
Yeah he’s a real Jessica for building that road.

E.g. 2 Somebody messed their pizza grease on the doorknob.

Yeah now the doorknob is Jessica

by LonelySlaveInAfrica December 22, 2018

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Jessica

Jessica is the girl with the fattest ass on the planet. It bounces and shakes the earth each time. Though her ass is quite voluptuous, her tits aren’t anything to laugh. They jiggle and wiggle as she walks infatuating all.

Guy1: hey is that Jessica
Guy2: yeah I think so I just busted a nut

by Thebiggestdick June 16, 2020

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jessica

slim thicc legend periodt. can get that DICK. probably a thot at heart but is really genuine. also might have a daddy kink but we don’t talk about that

person 1: damn jessica is fine
person 2: ik

by sexcgorl99 November 26, 2019

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jessica

jessica is the most rudest girl i have ever met and can switch her emotion on anyone from time to time for no apparent reason and is a hoe. not trying to call anyone out but jessica nguyen is so mean to me and also is hating on me but we r considered “friends” even though i don’t have any because i am a loner that only talks to ppl that r in my cult and jessica’s just get me mad because they hurt everyone. they also have different emotions in different gps. jessica’s were also the reason of the jfk assassination. ALL jokes aside. jessica’s suck PERIODT

jessica kills ppl souls for fun.

by uwuwuwu2.0 December 29, 2020

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Jessica

Jessica is a a pretty girl. She can be bossy,bitchy and mean but if your her friend she’ll treat you with much respect. Sometimes she can be attention seeking and want the spotlight but if a friend is in need she wastes no time to get there. She has a nice body and is very sporty and competitive even against her bestest friends. She has been through tough times and even though she’s not the smartest she can get jealous and violent but if you know a Jessica she’s one of a kind.

Person 1 : omg dude do you see that girl she’s so fit !
Person 2 : she’s definitely a Jessica!

by Unicornnicknackz October 19, 2018

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Jessica

Jessica is the best person ever known, she will some day rule the world. She can be mean sometimes but everyone still loves her no matter what. She is a nice girl when she wants to be but can be mean when she wants to be. She's not too girly but she isn't a manly man type of girl. She has a very nice body and likes to go on walks sometimes with her friends. She likes to smack her friend's butt sometimes and especially her boyfriend's for some odd reason. She likes to eat ring pops, especially the blue ones at football games with her friends. She doesn't like getting gifts just like most girls but she really appreciates presents anyway. She can pull off any look and look 100% all the time no matter what she's doing. She has nice silky smooth hair with the cutest smile in the whole world and always has her hair up in a bun, in a rare occasion you see her hair down, so you better appreciate it! Everyone loves Jessica and will never stop.

Jessica is toiiiiight!
Is Jessica coming over tonight? She's pretty entertaining
This Jessica girl hot AF

by fergdogthehog March 1, 2018

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