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A figurative card used by Jews to guilt people/get out of a situation.
David: Ms. Stewart, I can't take the test tomorrow because --
Ms. Stewart: (Sighs) Lemme guess. You have ANOTHER Jewish holiday this week?
David: Actually, no. I'm just going on a vacation to Florida. I'm not using my Jew Card this time...
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The aroma of the Hebrew origin. Often smells like loose change and week old matza
That Rabi had a strong jew-smell
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The character Meowth in super smash brothers for N64 which appears out of a pokeball. The catlike creature spews coins everwhere which inflict damage.
I had no damage until jew cat appeared out of a poke ball spewing coins in all directions!
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Colloquial term for Zyklon B, a cyanide based pesticide which was allegedly used in the nazi extermination camps during WWII to gas people to death
"Man did they unload a hella lot of jew spray at buchenwald"
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a term used to describe a type of footballing goal in which a player squares the ball when in a 2 on 1 with the goalkeeper. it originates from the game fifa and is still largely used within this game but can also be used in real life. a jew goal is frowned upon within the fifa community and often results with the scoring player being called a jew.
1- what a goal
2- no that was a jew goal you jew
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A cave in which jews hide their money so it isn't stolen. They are often located at the end of a rainbow. Not the end with a leprechaun, the other end. Legend says that if a Jew's cave is discovered, they jew gets its nose chopped off and is abandoned at sea by other jews.
Wow, Daniel is such a pussy. He's so afraid of losing his nose that he won't tell me where to find his jew cave. What a loser.
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A derogatory term meaning to haggle or bargain down the price.
jew down: He wanted $10 for the used LP record, but I jewed him down to $7.
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