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A kinda rude way to describe a Canadian but also kinda funny because they’ll apologise for the inconvenience.
Person one: hey maple jockey!
Maple jockey: sorry about that friends.
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They guy/girl you find in restrooms at clubs, who doles out soap, paper towel and peddles wares in return for pocket change.
This Guy or girl frequently hijacks the sink, and removes all soap and towels from the free dispensers in hopes of garnering your pocket change. This leaves the client with the choice of leaving the restroom dirty-handed or to pay for the use of toiletries that were usually free.
Don't forget to bring change to the bathroom to pay the Toilet Jockey.
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Phil K the knob jockey
Andy: "Hey that guy is a fool"
Peter: "yeah, and he's a bit of a Phil K too..!"
Andy: "yes! - A real knob jockey"
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A large black man who enacts and receives white cock in super hardcore homosexual interracial sex.
Hey dude, why doesn't Jaquan ever sit down in his chair?
~I don't know man, I think he's a cream jockey.
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An asshole who deserves to spend his time riding or jockeying choads.
That guy is such a choad jockey.
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n: generally, the guy (husband, boyfriend, younger brother, etc) who gets dragged to the mall the days after Thanksgiving and Christmas. Their sole purpose is to hold their wife, girlfriend, sister, etc's place in line while they shop. They can be sighted as looking extremely sad, bored, and tired. If not in line, they are forced to hold the bags. In some cases, they have to stand in line while waiting for the other people, but the people don't show up before they get to the front of the line, and the line jockey has to go to the end of the line and wait again.
For as long as he could remember, Little Johnny had been a line jockey for his Mom and sister.
The unhappiest person in a department store is a line jockey.
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