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A famous and powerful preacher in Houston Texas. He is also known as the smiling preacher. He has received some criticism from other preachers that only want to tell you that you're going to hell and from people that get mad that a preacher is making money. He has also been accussed of not preaching from the Bible however, there hasn't been a single cermon he has done that he has not used or changed any scriptures. He has been respondsible for attracting millions of people to the Christian faith. In addition, at of 2009 he has the largest church in the United States. He has been noted on teaching people not only prosperity through God but also how to help people, tolerate people, stay faithful, and stride for your goals through God. He has also stated that prosperity is not always money but health, or just having a good job. He continues to touch millions of hearts and lives.
God Jesus Christian Love Christianity Jesus Christ Joel Osteen
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Tool used when flushing the toilet won't evacuate the bowl.
After eating cheese for weeks, I needed the Joel Stick.
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An amazing Indian kid who kicks ass at life and can hold his drinks unlike his white counterparts. Worshipped in many religions as the god of sexual desire or sexual activity. Also, a Joel Vincent kicks ass at everything. Joel Vincents get all the ladies.
Brock Baxter: Wow, look at that hot Indian kid, surely he must kick ass at life and be able to hold his drinks unlike me or my white friends.
Brock's Mom: I WANT THAT JOEL VINCENT!
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1) A Dandy--a dandy--a gay man, so called because of Joel Cairo in "The Maltese Falcon." Joel Cairo is one of the first clearly gay men to appear in American film. A Joel Cairo is probably a gay man who hasn't come out but is kinda obvious if you smell his gardenia scented business cards.
2) To do a Joel Cairo is recoup your losses after having seemed to have failed. To suddenly rally in the face of defeat--much in the same way Hulk Hogan suddenly comes back from the dead when the Hulkamaniacs start screaming his name.
How did you end up losing the bet?
That cat Joel Cairoed me--I didn't realise he knew the bookie and had a hot tip. Damn!
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A creepy teacher who prays on innocent children. Bald and is most likely to get really close to you, and wink at you. He says he has children but probably the result of rape. Major pedophile and that is the reason he teaches middle school students.
GET AWAY FROM ME YOU JOEL ADAMS
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