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Former governor of New Mexico and potential 2012 presidential candidate. Wants to legalize marijuana. Endorsed by Ron Paul. Also climbed Mount Everest with a broken leg. Basically the shit.
I hope Gary Johnson doesn't get elected because it would suck to live in a country with legal weed, a great economy, and lower taxes.
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When you rub semen on the face of your victim, specifically the upper lip and chin/cheek regions. Then proceed to rub your un manicured pubic area on said area until the semen dries the rogue pubes. Thus giving the illusion that the victim has a beard akin to the great Jeremiah Johnson.
Hey Christina, I honestly think you would look great with a beard. Mind if I Jeremiah Johnson you?
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The hottest 16 year old ever.
Shawn Johnson won the all around gymnastics in the 08 olympics. I'd let her go all around on me..
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Courtney Johnson was the banjo player for the original Newgrass Revival, one of the first bands to combine bluegrass with rock stylings. He was well known for his "chromatic" style.
Courtney Johnson sure plays great banjo.
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Faggots who try to act smart and attempt to play it off. They usually don't have friends and are fags who haven't come out of the closet.
Damn, that Johnson Guy really needs to shut the hell up.
Those Johnson Guys just told me that they can make a Honda run 5s if they gut it out.
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A fat retarded science teacher. She likes to believe that she's not fat and retarded at her job, but we all know that she's a whore on the inside.
When I talk about the devil and Osama Binladin mating and having a kid, I'm talking about Mrs. Johnson.
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Nickname for a guy with a huge penis.
Duder 1: "Oh you're Italian for real? Damn dude it must be pretty big then."
Duder 2: "Oh you know it. It's like 9 inches doggy."
Duder 1: "Oh snap! You straight up horsecock johnson!"
Duder 2: "I love you Americans."
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