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Jonas Brothers

A teen pop band.
No, they are not rock.
They shouldnt be compaired to The Beetles, because The Beetles have talent.
The Jonas Brothers on the other hand, do not have any talent whatsoever.

Their drooling nine year old fans, are another huge turn off. So, are their 3 chord songs, and meaningless lyrics.

THEY SUCK AND HAVE JUST ABOUT AS MUCH TALENT AS "HANNAH MONTANA" AKA MILEY CYRUS.

PERSON1: omgomgomgomg, its the jonas brothers new single! **singing along*

PERSON2: get a fucking hold of yourself. they have zero talent, and their songs suck.

PERSON1: omg, they so dont suck,. PEACE;LOVE;JONAS!

PERSON2: *pulls out gun*

BANG!!!

by I HEART CHER August 25, 2008

67๐Ÿ‘ 50๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jonas Brothers

A group of brothers, consisting of Nick (15), Joe (18), and Kevin (20) Jonas. They got their main start from Disney Channel. And millions of girls are obsessed with them. In others opinions, they are overrated to the fullest extent of overration. If that's a word.

Randi: "OMG, I went to the Jonas Brothers concert last night. They were great...and hot."

Mekenzie: "Uhm. They're way overrated, and none of the three are that attractive. Not enough to be amazing.."

Randi: "You're stupid"

by Mek Houasdaf August 1, 2008

82๐Ÿ‘ 64๐Ÿ‘Ž


jonas brothers

the worst band ALIVE!!! a lame excuse for music. they cant sing and they play guitar like 4 year olds. their just another boy band that will fade in the next 3 years.

ex.
1creepy girl-OMFG nick jonas is sooo HOTT!!!
me-ummm...no he's not
creepy girl- WHAT?!?! OMG WATS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!? YOUR NOT HUMAN IF YOU DONT LIKE THE JO BROS!!! AND OMG NICK HAS DIABETES!!! DONT YOU FEEL SORRY FOR HIM!?!?
me-no.

ex.2
i hate the jonas brothers.

by xxGREEN_DAYxx August 9, 2008

75๐Ÿ‘ 58๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kevin Jonas

A heart melting-ly sweet guy... That is the absolute definition of perfection. Even if you are on the brink of tears if he starts laughing, so do you. You can't help but want to be close to him. His smile literally is irresistible.

He is the mental thought "There he is..." the weak at the knees, what is happening to me?, How is he so easy to love?, and every fiber of your being wants to go straight up to him and kiss him and tell him that you are meant. Then you realize you can't, and it breaks your heart. Kevin Jonas if you are reading this you should know that I mean every word because I'm a caring person.

by Flawlessly Imperfect August 17, 2008

123๐Ÿ‘ 101๐Ÿ‘Ž


jonas brothers

homos who should die in a hole they are the worst band in the world and usally want to make normal people kill themselfs...if you however like the jonas brothers than you need to be shot or something

like omgezy the jonas brothers make me want to shoot myself

by xXbarbieex September 6, 2008

59๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


jonas brothers

A boy band that only teeny boppers like, and most likely because of their looks. They target the young audiences of age 8-14. They are overrated, just like Zac Efron.

Teeny bopper: *SQUEALS* AAAAAH JOE is SOOOO HAWT! <33333

Dude: The Jonas brothers are ugly monkeys who can't sing.

by Stealth! February 25, 2008

253๐Ÿ‘ 225๐Ÿ‘Ž


jonas brothers

stupid ugly boy band that everyone likes even though they are involved with miley cyrus and can't sing = it's true beeotch!!

"buring up BURNIING UPP" OWW MY EARS ARE BLEEDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jonas brothers!! Ughh!

by MandaKaye=] August 25, 2008

60๐Ÿ‘ 46๐Ÿ‘Ž