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Jordan

the most amazing girl any guy could ask for. shes a midget and has the most amazing eyes ever. anyone she goes out with is one lucky guy. perfect in everyway , even though she'll deny it . every one she meets automatically loves her and if they don't there probably a fucking retard. oops what your language she dosen't like potty mouths

Did you see that girl last night ? ya damn what a jordan

by Cole Esno October 27, 2011

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Jordan

Typically a male Gemini who will tell you he loves you but lie. Usually very lacking in the length department if you know what I mean. Cheater. Compulsive fibber and drama king. Especially the ones in raytown Missouri. STAY AWAY. seriously. Run for your life.

That guy is creepy and he's always lying! Must be Jordan. Jordan name

by thepussyslayer September 1, 2015

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Jordan

A Jordan is a fuck boy, someone who dates everyone, thinks their the shit when they're actually not. A guy who thinks it's "cute' to pout in pictures, someone who has over 200 girls on Facebook and flirts with them all.

"Omg, you're such a Jordan."

by InfiniteBeauty February 21, 2015

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Jordan

He gets angry at small things on a daily basis, hates blue books, and most importantly has a small willy

Jordan has a small willy!

by JordanhasAsmallWilly July 27, 2018

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Jordan

Someone who often has lots of dandruff in there hair. Has no outlook on life apart from flipping burgers every second weekend.

Check his hair, it's so Jordan

by Pmcguire97 June 15, 2014

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Jordan

Jordan has huge nostrils that can fit the whole world in them. He is usually in love with Taylorโ€™s and I super annoying and gay and way TOO clingy.

He loves Taylor he must be a Jordan

by Hshshsshshshs April 26, 2018

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Jordan

Jordans are amazing. They usually have long ass hair. They like smiling, tempting the ladies and flipping over shit (parkour). They make great friends and amazing partners. You're one lucky girl if you have a Jordan. They're great at fixing things and might have a little ADHD. But they're sooooo cute. And they have great abs. Most of them are already taken. If you find a Jordan, hold on to him and cherish him.

Is Emma dating Jordan? No way. She's so freaking lucky.

by Runawaywriter October 30, 2018

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