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The precise moment when you know a tv show, rock band, or actor has gone downhill.
The Brady Bunch jumped the shark the day Cousin Oliver joined the cast.
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Someone that you FUCK on occasion that you have no ties to. (Usually, one or both involved are married). Don't put any feelings into a jump off because you walk into it knowing that you can't get anything from it but a good FUCK! If you catch feelings, you will get hurt!!
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The act of hooking up with the Fat and or Ugly Girl who is going to tell her hot friend she can't hook up with your buddy. You know, that one nasty chick who is all bitchy right up to the time she realizes she is actually gonna get laid, then she is suddenly cool.
"Buddy, will you jump the grenade and start giving that nasty chick some attention before she claims she has to go home?" "Yeah but if I have to stick in her butt again I'm gonna be pissed"!!!
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a memory card that's about three inches long that has as much memory as most computers. you can "jump" them from computer to computer without having to load a cd program first.very useful for saving and transmitting files from computer to computer.
Person 1:Man, I lost my jump drive for my computer science class and it had all my notes on it for the test!!
Person 2:Haha damn man I had mine so I passed.
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jump flash (or joke flash, screamers, etc) are created with the sole purpoe of making the viewer concentrate on the screen with objectives like: "find 8 things wrong with this room", "Wheres Waldo?", or ask to listen to something. Then while the user is focused on the screen, a scary image is to quickly come up with a high pitch scream. The user is then intended to either 1. jump from being startled, or 2. shit their pants. While this was widely popular, it could be that you didnt know if the flash you were watching forreal, or a jump flash. It even apperared on Starcraft (a very kick ass game)online, where you had to find some things wrong with a base, and then it would move you to a black area of the screen showing a text face with a scream. it even told you to turn up your sound to hear clues. Nowadays, they are no longer as popular anymore. people can reconize one from a mile away as the author would give away clues to show what it was (turn up your volume, focus real hard, etc)and most people dont even jump anymore. Such flashes are still on websites like ebaumsworld or Albinoblacksheep, who has a section just for them. Other sites like Newgrounds are smart, and makes sure this overused crap dont get in the portal.
Person A: hey man, watch this really cool flash i found
Person B: ok
A: you have to cocentrate as much as you can
B: im looking and listening real hard but i dont see anything
*Image and scream happen*
*A starts laughing his ass off*
*B kicks A's ass*
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It is the precise moment when you recognize that something is really over although it's momentum carries it on for a few steps.
She lit another cigarette and looked away. Her eyes looking beyond me told me for sure that the shark had been jumped.
Howard Dean's campaign jumped the Shark when he stood on the stage raving and shaking his fist at the crowd.
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Occurs when a driver is first in line at stop light and needs to turn left: The act of, when a stop light turns green, turning across traffic before the motorist facing you at said stop light (who has the right of way) has a chance to go staight through the intersection.
"I was stopped in my car, first in line waiting on a green light when I started adjusting my radio. I looked up, the light was green, and the guy in the car across the intersection from me turned left before I could go straight. I had the right of way. The fucker got me with the Jersey Jump."
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