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The Kansas City Cum Swap or KCCS for short is a high-level, two-part procedure taking approximately seven days and three people (2 male, 1 female) to complete. The first part involves two men having rough anal sex. At the point of climax the pitcher pulls out and ejaculates into the mouth of the catcher. The catcher then spits the semen into the mouth of the pitcher who then performs a "reverse felch" in which he blows the semen back into the anus of the catcher using a silly straw. This must all be done quickly as the anus of the catcher is (as required for the second step) badly bruised and will swell shut. After seven days (and a steady diet of anti-diarrheal medication) the catcher's anus finally relaxes and prolapses at which point he uses it like a dildo and sticks it into the vagina of the female. Once it is fully inserted the male then farts with enough force to fully expel the semen (and generous amounts of fecal matter) while simultaneously the female performs a "reverse queef" to suck the babybatter into her ovaries with the hopes of producing a healthy dbox offspring.
Bob: So last Summer Martha and I vacationed in Truck Stop, Missouri and did a Kansas City Cum Swap with a trucker named Jim.
Dave: No wonder your son is such a fuckin dbox.
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A combination sex act/pickpocket move in which you get a mark drunk enough to fist your asshole without removing his/her jewelry. Then, using muscles that have taken years to train, you steal the mark's watch/bracelet/rings. As soon as you have the desired items stowed away, you create a distraction like squirting a little liquid shit on the mark's forearm. While they rush to the bathroom to clean up, you get dressed, say that you're not feeing well, apologize and leave.
You: So, did you and that girl hookup last night?
Friend: She pulled a Kansas City Pocket Watch on me, bro!
You: No way!
Friend: Man, that was a $3500 watch and I'll miss it, but bro, that pinky ring belonged to my grandfather!
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When a man shits in his hand, another man cums on said shit, and together they feed it to a woman
Dude, last night was crazy, I can't believe we did the Kansas City Scrag Tag.
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Gluing an individuals butt cheeks together with Elmers glues.
Last night I played the funniest prank on Joe. I gave him a Kansas City Road Block.
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An interjection to a slip in catching on to a change or new stance, resulting in acting on according to the discontinued way.
Well, I brought in an analog TV instead of a digital one. Oops. We're not in Kansas anymore. My bad!
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The act of inserting just the head of your love gun into another mans ass then pulling out to taunt him. Once he starts to cry you say "Just kiddin bud, I'm not gay"
Part of Danny's initiation with his new cellie was to take the ole Kansas City Push Pop.
Danny is now no longer an ass virgin.
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When a man named david eats apple sauce out of a womans vagina.
hey david, what did you do last night? " I gave my wife the kansas city apple fritter
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