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Fugly shoes that are bought by parents who copy their child's friend's parents. There is nothing special about the shoes other than the name. The only reason any parent would buy these shoes is to impress the spoiled children of their friends.
This is the jingle lyrics:
Its leli kelly | the cutest shoes | oh yeah | with lelli kelly we are so cool | ooooh lelli kelly | the cutest shoes | oh come play with us | you'll be cool with us | we got the cool gear yeah | oh yeah
47👍 15👎
When a guy meets another guy on Craigslist and allow him to practice the art of fellacio on his little soldier while the receiver keeps his eyes closed and thinks of a woman to rationalize the homosexuality he was born with.
Yellow: so i think my e-career is ruined.
jbtv: why?
Yellow: i did a quick fast Kelly Blast and now i wanna wear lipstick and pumps while listening to Drake.
21👍 5👎
1) A greatly EPIC person
2) The person that can not be refered to by just the first name
3) Very ninja like and quiet
50👍 16👎
1. A man whose quiet wisdom belies the greatness within
2. Man who invented sex (you're welcome)
3. Created Jor El who created Superman (who has 1/1000000 the power of his grandfather)
"Everybody wants to be like Mike... Kelly"
"Wow you landed a great guy! A doctor astronaut millionaire!"
"Yeah, he's ok... but he's no Michael Kelly"
"Oh god, oh god... I'm gonna... I'm gonna... Michael Kelly!"
18👍 4👎
1.) A R&B singer who's personal life is pretty effed-up and is a wolf in sheep's clothing when it comes to younger women/girls.
His hits include sexually-desperate songs such as "Feelin' On Yo' Booty", "My Body's Callin'", "Ignition" in the midst of so-called uplifting songs as "I Believe I Can Fly", and "You Saved Me", which is very contradictory.
2. A singer who is not a fine person to revere and worship, like MOST fans do;
he is a staunch PERVERT.
3. A singer who needs psychological help and/or the slammer.
"Why da hell did R. Kelly get acquitted, when this saga's been going on 2002?
"Money TALKS, and BS WALKS, son."
29👍 8👎
a sick man who pissed on a 14 year old chick
'i don't believe r kelly is guilty 'cause he good!' (hypothetically)
171👍 69👎
A coworker so odious they never does their job and makes more work for everyone else but gets paid more than you. Typically is really fat, small minded, shops online during work hours, and leaves work before everyone else. Also they are really good at lying about being sick and abusing FMLA leave.
Damn, Marissa is such a fat kelly! She was on Facebook all day during work while I had to handle all the sales calls and deal with all the people she pissed off.
8👍 1👎