Female masturbation while on her period.
"My man don't wanna touch me when I'm on the rag so I just end up stirring the ketchup."
A Cleveland steamer with ketchup.
Jon did the dirty ketchup like it’s the norm.
Ketchup shit is the stuff that comes out ya ass when ya be eating tha chipotle too much.
Mike: Eyo whats uppppppp Why did you take so long in the bathroom?
John: I ate chipotle and my shit was like ketchup it was like a ketchup shit man
A.K.A. Dill Pickle, he's the guy in the red hoodie at the track that sometimes has ketchup in his pockets. He's a menace to society and won't leave you alone. But sometimes he'll give you ketchup.
Girl 1: Did you see ketchup man today?
Girl2 :Yeah, and he said that he doesn't have ketchup :(
Creampieing a girl on her period.
Brad gave Amy the creamy ketchup
Weird ketchup is referring to any unknown red substance you could find, such as a spillled bloody mary, blood, or hot sauce.
There's some weird ketchup on the floor over there.
When yours banging a girl that is on her period and has a yeast infection
I was banging the hell out of Kelly lastnight! She had a yeast inflection and was on her period. My dick looked like a corndog with ketchup.