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manual stimulation of a man's penis performed specifically by an Asian chick, usually in the setting of an Oriental Spa.
I didn't have enough money for sex so all I got was a Hong Kong Handshake and a hot towel.
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A joint that is collosal in both girth and length, so much so that it resembles the fictional primates oversized genatalia
joey: holy shit! johnny that has to biggest joint iv ever seen!
johnny: thats right dog and you know what joey were going to conquer this king kong dick together!
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A person that is new at something, and lacks the ability to learn it well.
Billy will never be good at world of warcraft, what a Nubis Kong.
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Also known as "DKing," the act of taking a banana peel (or as many as necessary) and shoving your penis inside of the empty peel and jacking off into it.
Sydney told Dakota to start Donkey Konging once he said he was lonely.
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Slang term for cum
Refers to the fact that cum is sticky, like glue as well as the high prevalence of hookers in Hong Kong
I gave that bitch some dental shots of Hong Kong glue.
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A very attractive Asian boy or man, which is considered uncommon. Usually into Chinese, Japanese, or Korean culture, such as martial arts and natural medicine; very smart and dedicated to what they love; has an awesome taste in music; basically all around amazing that it's surprising that he could even be as hot and/or sexy as he is. Also known as Hong Kong Hottie.
White Girl #1: Wow, did you see that Hong Kong hunk walk by? I have a huge crush on him.
White Girl #2: You don't have a chance.
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A seemingly unbelievable event, that is indeed true and verifible by credible persons.
John: Did Mike really eat 6 pounds of uncooked pasta?
Dave: Yep, saw the whole thing, a real Hong Kong no-shitter.
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