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Any device used to remove a girl's hymen prior to intercourse, so that she will not experience the 'embarrassment' of bleeding during intercourse. Can also be used to make the first sexual encounter more comfortable.
Popular Lady Makers include: Wooden spoons, candles, fists, dildos, and cucumbers
Also known as: The I-can't-get-no-wood n' spoon, the wooden shame, and the sheet saver
"Hey Jennie, do you think I should use the Lady Maker before my date with Mark?"
"I knew that girl was down when I heard she'd used the Lady Maker"
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In short: a lady-bro is a bro's girlfriend who is also chill and can participate in bro-night, pending approval by the other bros.
Further exegesis:
A lady-bro is, first and foremost, chill. She is able to hold her own in the company of all males. She can relate to conversation at bro-night and can even offer further stimulation to the gathering. However, this characterization is not sufficient for the definition of a lady-bro!
She is more than just a girl who is refreshingly easy to hang out with. She is the girlfriend of a bro who is ALSO easy to hang out with. That is, she is allowed to come to bro-night and drink some bro-sodas (though whether the term bro-soda can be used in her presence is debatable--see entry for bro-soda).
Bro 1: I brought my girlfriend to bro-night!
Bro 2: Is she ready to shotgun a beer?
Bro 1: Hell yeah!
Bro 2: Bring her in!
Lady-Bro: Where's the beer!?
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Margaret Thatcher, British Prime minister 1979-1991. She achieved this name from her stern and unwavering beliefs, not expected from a woman.
Argentines: we want the falklands, be diplomatic like tony blair and hand 'em over
Iron Lady: Fuck you. I'm sending some sea-Harriers over.
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1. Noun: A childless, usually single female who has one or several dogs and treats them as surrogate children, referring to herself as "Mommy".
2. Noun: A female dog-owner who insults parents of actual children by insisting that caring for a dog is as difficult as raising a human child.
3. Noun: A woman who has a gift for interacting with animals, but has difficulty with human social interaction.
4. Noun: A woman who consistently bores others with unsolicited anecdotes about her pet's behaviour, propensities, or illnesses.
Dog Lady: "Oh, Peekie kept me up all night whining. It's as hard as having a baby!"
Sane Girl: "Actually, it's NOTHING like raising a baby! I cannot leave my baby in the backyard all day while I go to work. Shake your head, you stupid Dog Lady!"
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"Can you believe it? That stupid Dog Lady spent our whole business lunch talking about little Peekie's fucking hernia operation. Then, out came the Christmas pictures!! I just about went medieval on her sorry dog lady ass!"
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n. Mysterious woman who leaves a gigantic unflushable turd in the ladies' loo. Usually encountered in the workplace, sparking endless speculation about the identity of the Log Lady. No male equivalent, thanks to David Lynch, and the fact that men have such godawful personal hygiene that this is a pretty regular happening in the male crapper.
"The Log Lady struck again! Who d'you reckon it is?"
"That fat bird from the 4th floor!! She must have a tail-pipe six inches wide!"
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well - marmalade is a jam or jelly made from citrus peals - that is from the zest of a tangy fruit, with some sugar, etc.
so lady marmalade would be a tangy, sugary, zesty 'lady'
He met Marmalade down in Old New Orleans
Struttin' her stuff on the street
She said "Hello,
Hey Joe, you wanna give it a go?" Mmm, Mmm.
Itchi Gitchi Ya Ya Da Da
Itchi Gitchi Ya Ya Here
Mocha-choca-lata Ya Ya
Creole Lady Marmalade
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?
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A term used to politely describe the nether regions and/or pubic hair of a woman.
Before Melissa could wear her new bikini, she had to take care of her lady business.
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