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A common name, but when spelled backwards, it spells "anal"
Teacher: "Is lana here"
Jeff after class: *Reverses recording*
A girl who loves post malone and is in a lot of fandoms.She has really high standards.
Lana lmao
Lana is a tall girl like vary tall she can be bored and crazy she likes gojo
Lana is very interesting 💀
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Lana isn't a bad name, but be prepared to be made fun of by some mean people if it is your name.
Hello Lana this is your boyfriend. I was just wondering when you were ever going to come home. I miss you so much and I'm really tired of waiting around for you. It sucks not talking to you. I really want you and no one can replace you. I don't know what the problem is or what's keeping you from me. I think about you everyday and not having you is torture. Please talk to me. I haven't found someone new. Is there something I did wrong? I've been trying my best to get by without you and recently it's been hell. Honestly, what the fuck are you doing? I thought we had something. I feel like an idiot waiting for someone who apparently doesn't care about me. It's not fair. I don't like making a fool of myself on the internet but I don't know what else to do. You haven't texted or called. What we had was great and I would love to continue that. I feel so lonely and dead inside. How much longer will you keep this up? Please, pretty please, with sugar on top, call me or text me. SOMETHING. I think enough time has past. I don't bite. Please stop this madness. If you think it's cool what we have right now you are totally wrong. It's not cool. I love you all the way even though you're putting me through hell. You just left and years have past. I don't like this. I would love to love you if you'll just let me. This situation doesn't make any sense. Please, for the love of God hit me up.
Friend: Aren't you dating Lana?
Friend 2: Who is Lana? I barely know who she is because she doesn't talk to me. I don't know why but I really want her to.
Lana is the definition of dumb, alongside that she is also quite stupid. If you come across a Lana, do not waste your time or brain cells trying to add to her knowledge, for it will only cause you to stoop to her level. Good luck.
Stranger: Her, your name is Lana.. Right?
Lana: Uhh... I think. I mean.. Yeah.
Stranger has now ran away.