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When you mash your boner into a bowl or plate of lasagna, causing instant orgasm
Wow, your Lasagna Nut is on point
A tall semi-italian business man with big feet, a dump truck, tiny calves, tons of beautiful girl friends but no true maidens. They are godlike at smash but frequently have performances just as mid as their body dysmorphia makes them think they are. H.P. is there superpower. They have time traveled from the future. They also frequently recieve hate from non chads, not natty roid ragers, and 14 year olds from Istanbul.
Friend 1: “I think todays a good day for calf raises and to dm a maiden With to A’s in her name.”
Friend 2: “ Don’t be Such a lasagna king. Just skip leg day and ignore your gym rat like every other gym bro.”
When you expertly pack a cooler with layers of ice and beer cans to go fishin'
Gonna go down to the river and bring the beer and ice lasagna!
A substitute for the cuss word known as b***h.
Person 1: STOP BEING SUCH A Bi.....T OF LASAGNA!
Person 2: HAHA OK! BIT OF LASAGNA! HA! THATS HILARIOUS! ILL HAVE TO USE THAT ONE SOMETIMES
Nick can usually be found hanging out with any girl who's at least 3 inches shorter than him because he's a freshmen and this is the only way he can try to pick on people smaller than him to feel big. Also he swears he's not compensating for anything.
*when someone yanks on your backpack* bro, I thought I just got Nicholas lasagna-ed for a second
A supposed Italian mothers group that meets up weekly to discuss ways to improve upon an already perfect dish.
Taken from Donut Operator's "how to EASILY get out of a ticket (LEO recap)"
"Guys, can we get.. tell (unintelligible) what LEO stands for?"
(bla bla bla)
"Lasagna Enhancement Organization? I'm all for that dude! Like a giant group of Italian mothers that get together and discuss and debate over how you get an... an enhanced lasagna"
Used as an expression when you and your Hot flatmate share a dinner, smash back a bottle of wine and then have sex.
Me and Emily had a dirty lasagna last night!