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Lauren is a BAD BITCH. She knows what she wants and all hell will break lose if she is denied. DO NO FUCK WITH HER. If you try and play with this squirel bitch she will rip your fucking dick out. Cross her at your own risk
"YOU GONNA DIE!" "You can't kill me, imma lauren"
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Lauren is a unique woman who claims to be from North Jersey but in reality is from SLOWER JERSEY (AKA South Jersey). This is a sensitive issue and any mention of it should be avoided.
Lauren does NOT enjoy grocery shopping but chooses instead to “Shop On Line.” She does this because of her inability to control her violent urge to assault other shoppers by punching them in the throat when they get in her way. She is known to have low tolerance for other individuals shopping at the same time as her. Lauren is well known in the store for using the “Shop At Home” option but then NOT going to the store to claim her shopped items...
In addition to the above, Lauren is also known as an “Excellent Driver” like Rainman. She claims to enjoy road trips but does not enjoy driving in NYC or other inner city environments because of all the congestion. Be careful when she is on the road or behind you because her urge to drive you off the road is definitely a factor.
Lauren is also excellent at harvesting kidney’s from men. She has lots of surgical tools including Flunitrazepam (also known as Rohypnol among other names) and with lots of contacts on the black market & dark web, she can make a nice profit on the harvested organs.
But don’t let the above fool you. She is an AMAZING woman who is fun to chat with, is beautiful, articulate, funny with a razor sharp wit and if given the chance, will definitely steal your heart and kidney at the same time.
Oh no... is that Lauren pushing a shopping cart into the Supermarket???? YES it is... better call EMS now, there are going to be a LOT of casualties.
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A girl who is a bitch. But my bestfriend cuz that’s my bitchhhh yassssss.
Lauren is my bitchhhhh!
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The nicest girl you will ever meet ,don’t get on the wrong side of her she will turn into a bitch if u annoy her.Short ,beautiful and has an addiction to ice cubes ,loves a boy that’s caring and over protective and always gets her own way.
Lauren is amazing I want a lauren.
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Lauren is a very tall and funny girl. She can be a little immature at times but she is very smart. She has a very funny personality and is competitive, but we love a Lauren!
Oh she is competitive she is a Lauren
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A Lauren can be described as a bitchy, annoying, always wants attention. You sometimes want to strangle her.
Look at Ashley over there, she is acting like a Lauren.
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