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When a guy bites a girls pubes off
Girl: "my gooch hurts!"
Girl (friend) : "wtf why?"
Girl: "johnny gave me a Cuban lawn mower last night"
Girl (friend) : "that's kinky!"
a very short person who has a green thumb/is a farmer
farmer shorty? oh yea, hes a real lawn gnome.
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Hitting from the back with a fat chick you grab and pull her love handles up repeatedly like trying to start an old lawn mower
I want to give that big beauty a Mexican lawn mower
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When you live in Alabama and a friend comes to visit your home and takes a dump on your lawn. Thus what they make is THE lawn dart.
I went to visit friends and had to go poo and was locked out of the house and decided to play a game. I made a Alabama lawn dart and I won. Bullseye!
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When two men tag team a woman, one man from behind and the other from the front they then reach across and lock arms and begin to rock back and forth like the little lawn ornament lumberjacks that saw the little log when it's windy.
*Saw optional, but preffered.
Remember when we lawn ornament lumberjacked nana?
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It means basically the same as getting up in someone's grill, bugging them, eating their eats or invading their privacy
"Yo man stop getting up in my grill, mowing my lawn"
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To have sex with someone. Used in a sentence when you want to seem innocent of mischievous behaviours.
Ez: What where you doing Friday with Galadriel?
Skyelar: Oh, not much. Just playing croquet on the lawn..
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