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lesbianitis

Lesbianitis refers to a girl who has dated men for all of her life but then suddenly decides she wants a girlfriend. Even after obtaining a girlfriend, when she sees hot guys on tv, she declares how much she would like to sleep with them and how hot they are. She never makes comments about how girls look, except to point out the "ugly" ones. Also, you can't call this girl a lesbian or bisexual because she gets upset and throws a fit over it. Lesbianitis, in its most basic form, is pretending to be gay when you aren't.

Nicole must have lesbianitis since she's dating Lisa but hates to be called a lesbian.

by zariva July 24, 2009

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Lesbians


God's way of making up for all the world's ugly girls.


God: "Jeez... sorry for all those ugly chicks down there-- I got something that'll make you guys feel better." <--(how lesbians were created.)

by Mr. NoFace October 9, 2008

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lesbianator

see: Gibraltir

by Kir'thal February 19, 2003

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lesbianating

1. When two girls are all up on eachother.
2. Also used as an insult.

1) Look at those bitches lesbianating.
2) Stop lesbianating you sick freak.

by BeckyMay May 2, 2005

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lesbian

A girl who fucks other women.

That girl is a lesbian because she likes girls.

by Whatevermayor March 31, 2016

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lesbian

me

i am a lesbian

by lunarailmepls November 22, 2020

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lesbian

Lesbian (n.)

A female interested in other females emotionally and sexually. Not a disese or problem as some see it, but another way of living or being.

There are three MAIN types of lesbian:

1. The Good- Being a female who, by birth, is attracted to other females. This classification of lesbian is the MOST respectable in terms that one does not push women who are straight to be lesbian, even if she (the lesbian) were to desire a stright female. Most times, she will not push females who just haven't "come out of the closet" yet, either, as she respects their feelings and space.

2.The Bad - This classification of lesbian generally does give proper respect the striaght female, or a female having trouble "coming out of the closet". She (the lesbian) would push untill a female, not of lesbian stature, would be "willing" to date, have sexual intercourse, or perform some other form of lesbian action with her, if possible. This type of lesbian is also likely to dispise all males.

3. The Ugly - This is the LEAST respectible kind of Lesbian, in terms of "method" of becoming a lesbian. Though not naturally born a lesbian, is introduced to "girl-on-girl" material at a young age, only to become courious and try such sexual acts with friends. Sexually curiosity is NOT a crime, but it is dispicable that young females become lesbian because of socities display of females. If not for such material, this type of lesbian would be less likely to exist, as once they engage in lesbian activities, it is mainly for the pleasure of sex. This classification of lesbian can also be discribed as a lesbian under 'The Good' or 'The Bad' catagorey, with out the addition of being a female by nature.

Lesbian - "Jane enjoys talking and being with other females more than males. She has little to no intrest in males sexually or emotionally, and thats why she considers herself a lesbian."

The Good - "Sherry is a lesbian, but will not hit on or preasure her straight friends to engage in lesbian activities with her."

The Bad - "Terry constally tries to suduce females, even if they are straight and are annoyed by her."

The Ugly - "Sally, when she was only 13, had engaged in sexually activities with other females, only because she and her friend has seen something similar on TV and thought it would be 'fun'. Since then, she has had less and less intrest in boys, and gradually became a lesbian through sex."

Notes:
-The author is a straight male and these are his OPINIONS based
on multiple FACTS. He accepts gays/lesbians as everyone should.
-Not all lesbians would fit under each catagorey EXACTALLY but generally.

by Volair August 22, 2005

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